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Posted on Tuesday, August 13th, 2013

Dave!Today I overheard a woman on her mobile phone asking where she could get an abortion... for her dog.

Apparently her little bitch couldn't keep her tail down, so now she's preggers and her owner is freaking out because she "don't want puppy piss and shit everywhere."

Naturally, the owner takes no responsibility what-so-ever for what's happened. Because, heck, the only thing more inconvenient than cleaning up puppy piss and shit is making an appointment to get your dog spayed.

As I was listening to the conversation get more and more insane, I came up with the idea of a spay and neuter clinic where owners too stupid to breed can get spayed or neutered along with their pets.

The problem is that those people are also too stupid to realize that they need to remove themselves from the gene pool.

Looks like we'll have to get their pets to stage an intervention or something.

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  1. Steve in NH says:

    I agree with you — society could use some assurance that some people won’t reproduce. Years ago I read a great line in a P.J. O’Rourke book about the subject: “by now you’re probably wondering if they can spray depo-provera from a plane”. I laughed my head off.

  2. vahid says:

    Maybe it could be billed as a 2-for-1 special discount. It’s not a perfect 1:1 correlation but I notice that people that don’t take want to take responsibility also frequently like to act entitled to hand-outs of free shit.

    “Sorry (sir/ma’am), but we’re all out of time for sterilizations today-“

    “What?! Naw, fuck that shit! Your ad says free sterilization with spay/neutering and I’m staying right fuckin’ here till you fix my junk along side Fido’s. Y’all can’t cheat me!”

  3. Poppy says:

    I am disgusted by this. It never even occurred to me to give a dog an abortion. ugh.

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