"Holy crap it's dark out tonight!" I said to myself as I strained against the darkness. This was surprising because I left work only a half-hour later than usual. I wanted to see if the moon was obstructed, but didn't want to take my eyes off the road, so I gave up. I've driven the route home hundreds of time so there wasn't a problem, but it was still kind of freaking me out. Do I have glaucoma? Am I night-blind now?
Nope. When I got home I noticed I had my sunglasses on for some reason and didn't realize it.
I wear my sunglasses at night. So I can... so I can... see the light that's right before my eyes!
And speaking of stumbling around in the dark...
Who still listens to this disgusting fraud?
I don't know what's more surprising... the fact that Pat Robertson can command "God" to show him stuff... or that he seems to feel that the crazy shit he says doesn't contribute to the "internal stress that's tearing this country apart." And, of course, "God" says it's all President Obama's fault, so there's that. Seems kind of silly. I mean, Robertson says that "God" causes earthquakes because He doesn't like the gays... why can't He just put a tornado on The White House front lawn? Robertson's "God" sure sounds wishy-washy. But fictional delusions can be that way.
I'd say when it comes to the wholesale blasphemy of putting words in God's mouth, it looks like Pat Robertson has the market cornered. What a hateful piece of shit.
He can't roast in hell fast enough.
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Noooo! Not Corey Hart!!
Don’t even get me started on the other bullshit… grumble… grumble… Pat fucking Robertson… grumble…
it’s Iowa’s fault. they voted for this guy. and remember, Iowa is heaven. i thought Kevin Costner made that clear.
And when he goes I hope he takes Benny Hinn, Joel Osteen, and a few other charlitans with him, too.
Omg! That’s dangerous to drive at night with sunglasses on! Phew… glad you knew the road well… But wait… if you were leaving work, why would you have your sunglasses on to begin with, weren’t you indoor?
Anything to do with US politics or Religious extremist is so exhausting to watch… It’s hard to respect the country when you see these ignorant people being so loud and yet they actually have followers! As if one of them are not bad enough, there are even more ignorant people BELIVING them…
It’s also fun to start driving during the day with sunglasses and not notice as it slowly turns to night. When you take them off again it’s like someone switched the sun back on… at night.
God talks to me every Sunday at Quaker Meeting and He didn’t say one word about this. I’m jilted.
Good morning Corey! Thanks for the blast from the past this morning!
Once again, it’s a Crazy Canadian’s fault. 😉
We rule.
DAMN CANADIANS!
Little Dave looks just like ol’ Corey.