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Posted on Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Dave!I often try to imagine my life without consequences or responsibilities.

And millions of dollars.

I'm sure this is no different from everybody else in the world with an active imagination, but it makes me feel special to think that I'm the only one who would know how to do it right...

DaveToon: Lil' Dave's Pimp Money

If anybody would like for me to test this theory for reals, please forward a couple million dollars to my PayPal account.

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  1. Jeff says:

    Oh, man, I would send you that couple of mill RIGHT NOW! But I find I am fresh out. Sorry.

    I keep thinking, I would LOVE to win the Lotto, but I don’t play.

    If you don’t play, you can’t win.

    I think I need to become a player, encompassing every definition of the word.

    For REALS.

  2. Sarkawt says:

    Are you sure if you had millions of dollars, you would know how to spend them?! 🙂 I am sure, you would spend them on the missing part of your life?! COMPOSING MUSIC! 🙂
    About “PIMP,” is that an abbreviation on the shirt of Cartoon Dave or it’s, God forbid, the word on my mind?! 🙂
    Good luck with that!

  3. Hilly says:

    Greeeeeeeeeeeeeat, now all I can do is sing that stupid one song in my head…

    “I wanna be a billionaire so frickin baaaad…”

  4. Michelle M. says:

    Yes! I do not understand those “the lottery ruined my life” tv shows at all.

  5. the muskrat says:

    If pimping is your plan should you come into 7 or 8 figures, you absolutely will “do it right.”

    • mike says:

      i prefer pimping on a budget, less of a money laundering headache, and it forces you to be more creative…
      top tip: make sure the hoes are hired as self employed contractors

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