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Posted on Monday, November 30th, 2009

Dave!For some reason, I don't even remotely care about blogging today.

I tried to care, but long work hours over the past several weeks have driven it out of me.

But it's not as if I don't care about anything. I still care about lots of things. As an example, right now I am caring about the weather on Wednesday. I have to fly out then, and this is the time of year that flights start getting cancelled. I also care about these Rold Gold Braided Honey Wheat Twist Pretzels I am eating right now. Deeply. They are as addictive as crack. Or so I'd imagine... I've never actually been addicted to crack. And I really care about the new Iron Man 2 promo poster that was released today...

Iron Man and War Machine Poster

I loved the first Iron Man and hope the sequel doesn't suck.

And then there's more to care about... Anissa's progress, five slain police officers in Lakewood, my next care package to Iraq, Elizabeth Hurley making more movies, Elizabeth Hurley liking vodka, not to mention Elizabeth Hurley selling beef jerky...

Elizabeth Hurley Beef Jerky

Why oh why couldn't Elizabeth Hurley have come to me to design her packaging? Seriously... I would have done something really nice for her jerky!

Ah well. Now I've got to care about work.

What else is new.

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  1. kapgar says:

    Any chance you can throw together a mockup of how you’d make Liz Hurley’s, er, package look?

  2. Hilly says:

    I had tons of apathy about blogging right before I took a week off for Thanksgiving. That seems to have mostly cleared it up but I find myself in one of those stages where the importance of blogging is taking a back seat to my real life, which hey….is actually normal!

    And yes, they should have had you design that jerky packaging because it is terrible.

  3. Beth says:

    And will you EAT her jerky? She might just love you back if you do….. I hear that boys will do some crazy stuff to get a girl.

    PLEASE make us a mock up, just don’t make Little Dave knockin’ boots with her!

  4. Finn says:

    Elizabeth Hurley Beef Jerky. Just rolls off the tongue, doesn’t? She needs new packaging and a different name for that division. When I think of Elizabeth I don’t think beef jerky. At least not the eatin’ kind.

  5. delmer says:

    When I think Beef Jerky, Elizabeth isn’t the first Hurley that first comes to mind — my thoughts go to the dude from Lost.

    Iron Man … can’t wait!

  6. Words cannot describe how much I’m looking forward to the Iron Man sequel.

  7. Steve in NH says:

    Those honey wheat pretzels are the most delicious things on Earth. I can’t even have ’em in the house.

    That jerky package looks like a study for a naughty tin-type. I think they usually depicted a horse, however.

  8. John says:

    One can’t care about everything…

    I know I can’t. I really don’t care much about my blog. Especialy considering that it’s a pain in the ass since I have to edit the HTML directly.

    One can’t win every battle…

  9. A. Lewis says:

    Apathy. A common thread right now, I’m afraid. I’ll join you on it.

  10. joshistrashy says:

    YAY! More Robert Downey Jr.! ::undapantz explode::

  11. Sybil Law says:

    Well, I care about you, homeslice.
    WTH? I just said and called you homeslice?
    I seriously need to get some real sleep tonight.
    Elizabeth Hurley beef jerky is really, really weird. 🙂

  12. martymankins says:

    I love that Iron Man 2 poster. Kick ass. Seriously. Kick ass.

    Can’t wait for May 2010.

  13. kyle says:

    i am way confused about this whole elizabeth hurly jerky thing.

    first vodka in pill form (have you heard?) and now this.

    what is the world coming to?

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