Please, can the election be over now so we can all just get on with our lives?
I would be remiss if I didn't mention that none of this financial mess would be happening if I were absolute ruler of the earth.
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You’ve got my vote. Long live Absolute Ruler Dave.
Canadians for Dave!
If you were ruler of the world, we’d do well until the horrible pudding crisis of 2018.
Amen!
An absolute ruler absolutely drinks Absolut vodka.(or so I hear.)
I have never been this sick of politics. I am ready for it to be over too.
And there would be chocolate pudding for everyone…
I’d vote for you, Dave.
OMG Dave, an hour ago I literally thought to myself, “Right now, I really wish I could fast forward to January or February 2009.”
I feel your pain!
I will gladly live under your dictatorship if it means putting every politician on the planet on a space ship and sending it into the sun. And if we have pudding every day.
Actually, no. And I think you’re kidding too. This election I’m going to help make history. And I think you will too! 🙂
I’d vote for you in a heartbeat, oh wise one.
Ya know, that is the first thing I said when all this mess started- None of this would be happening if Dave ruled the world.
You can have my vote for you for absolute ruler of the earth as long as you promise not to mess with me, and to make my medical bills go away. Deal? But I guess even if you couldn’t do that, I’d probably still vote for you and like it more than anyone running right now.
What? No personal visits to your home yet? That’s 10min I’ll never get back.
Dave:
I’m looking at a pre-approved loan application from a subprime lender for $270,000.00. Something is telling me we’ll all be back in this same boat after the election anyway. I think the only way to make history in this election is to have a write-in campaign that leaves the two oblivious career politicians out of the White House. I wish we’d stop playing into the hands of the campaign writing staff and would start a true democracy where all votes actually count. If we’d had that from the get go maybe things would be different.
Would you be up for executing the higher-ups instead of rewarding them with tens of millions of dollars for creating the mess?
I’d accept breaking rocks with mallets as a second-level punishment … but none of the white-collar prison crap.
Are you okay, Dave? It’s not like you not to post. I hope everythings okay.
Bullet Sunday?? I need my fix, man! I need that little bit o’ Dave to start off my week!
Missing Dave…