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Posted on Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Dave!Blame it on Brandon and Shari.

But mostly Shari.

Brandon tried to sneak into Wenatchee unnoticed, but it's a small city and Shari was in the right place at the right time and spotted him. Since she has his phone number, there was no escape. I'm sure Brandon tried to deny it and blame his appearance on a twin brother or alien pod-person, but the jig was up. Since Shari didn't make it to the TequilaCon Planning Meeting in Chicago, she demanded a special Emergency TequilaCon Post-Planning Follow-Up Dinner here in Wenatchee.

It was a commandment I couldn't refuse...

Shari and Brandon
Yes, iPhone has the shittiest camera in a mobile phone ever.

So now I'm behind in work and don't have time to blog.

And it's all their fault.

I'm now a bit worried that the two remaining TequilaCon Planning Committee members who didn't make it to Chicago will demand post-planning meetings of their own. But since both of them seem to have disappeared off the face of the earth, I'm probably safe.

If I had to guess, I'd say Dustin contracted the ebola virus, went insane, then died in a gutter somewhere in Tijuana.

If I had to guess, I'd say Sibyl inherited 5 billion dollars, became a recluse, and is living in a palace in Dubai.

If I had to guess.

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  1. shari says:

    Bwahahahahahaha! I WIN, I WIN!!

  2. iddly says:

    If Sibyl had obtained such a sum of money she would have given you some for you to setup your airline…

  3. jenny says:

    But Dave, how did you take that photo when you were clearly back there in the kitchen cooking pizza?

  4. Hilly Sue says:

    Yeah where *is* Dustin? I miss that churro boy!

  5. brandon says:

    i was TOTALLY about to call you guys, i SWEAR. heh.

  6. kat says:

    well, i’m glad you got to hang out with shari, even though she’s HEARTLESSLY CANCELED on me the last couple times we planned to meet up.

  7. Iron Fist says:

    Dude, if Dustin went to Tijuana without telling me I’m gonna be pissed.

  8. twinkie says:

    What are you gonna do
    when you get out of jail?

    I’m gonna have some fun…

    What do YOU
    consider fun…

    fun, natural fun!

  9. sibyl says:

    I may not update but I do lurk. I like to think its mysterious and not at all creepy.

    oh, and I started a new job this month, decided it was time to stop procrastinating and get my masters degree AND am moving this weekend. which doesn’t leave me much time for visiting my palace in Dubai.

  10. A Lewis says:

    Passed semi-close-nearby on I-90 today….thought of you over the hills.

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