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Posted on Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Dave!This morning I had to unblock the FOX News Channel on my TiVo so I could tell it to record =shudder= The O'Reilly Factor tonight. This goes against my policy of unnecessarily exposing myself to lying dumbass fucktards, but I'm hoping the horror of having to watch Bill O'Reilly will be offset by the person he's interviewing: Barack Obama. If O'Reilly will shut his stupid mouth long enough to let Obama speak, it should be a fascinating show.

Still, I fully plan on slamming no less than three shots of J├Ągermeister and having a Rum & Root Beer handy to take the edge off.

It's times like this that make me wish hardcore drugs were cheap and easily available. And legal, of course.

Are you a dick?

In happier news, the dates for the blogger meet-ups in Austin and San Francisco have been set.

DAVETOON: Davestin: Austin Event on October 3rd.

DAVETOON: DaveFrancisco: San Francisco Event on October 18th.

If you'd like to come along and hang out with some extraordinary blogging-type people, then please send me an email at

Hmmm... O'Reilly starts at 5:00. I wonder how early I should start drinking?

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  1. Avitable says:

    I think I’m going to go set my DVR to record that, too.

  2. Lewis says:

    I’m a 6 on the scale. Maybe, on a good day, a 6 1/2.

  3. B.E. Earl says:

    As much as I hate O’Reilly, I think he shows up on that chart at maybe a 9. Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter are a heady 10.

  4. Sue says:


    I hate Fox News. You are very brave. I hope you started drinking after you published, because it’s never soon enough.

  5. To be able to sit through Bill O’Reilly I recommend starting your drinking session right now.

  6. Hilly says:

    Oy…I’m scared but I may actually watch that too. Hold me?

  7. Greg says:

    You should have started a few hours ago. And even then, I don’t know that that would help.

  8. I’d watch the show tonight with an open mind. O’Reilly can often be a windbag, and yes, often times a dick. Yet, I watched his show pretty much nightly until recently and he’s said some stuff that some on one conservative blog say is “in the bag for Obama. He’s also gone on record as being against oil speculators, which you wouldn’t expect from so-called business-friendly conservatives.

    To be sure, he’s no longer a favorite of some conservatives.

  9. Sarah says:

    I probably would’ve started drinking yesterday.

  10. heather says:

    surely that outfit rates little dave more than a mere 20%! ­čśë

    i’m recording it but don’t know when i’ll watch it. o’reilly tends to put me to sleep. (it’s a defense mechanism i’m sure.)

  11. ChillyWilly says:

    typing now that it’s over (at least part 1). Just curious if you have j├Ąger left over for part 2 and 3.

  12. Sinjin says:

    From what little I’ve seen, O’Reilly was just interrupting the whole time… what a douchebag. He just sits in the “No Brain Zone” and doesn’t deserve to interview anyone. Barack has a nice smile, but was that some strange attempted knee touching or what?

  13. Winter says:

    All the twats re the show were awesome. I laughed myself silly. And Waaaah! I wanna go to Dave Francisco!

  14. whall says:

    Yay! Davestin!

    I thought the interview went well. I liked how Obama’s eyes glowed like the Go’uld from Stargate. I was just waiting for his voice to change and he’d take the mind-control hand device out and zzZZZZZzzzzzhhzghghghghhzhzhzhz

  15. Dave2 says:

    I was impressed with the questions that O’Reilly was asking because these are questions that SHOULD be asked… except he kept interrupting and not giving Obama a chance to fully explain his thinking. This was not only rude, but a gross disservice to viewers who should be able to get a full answer as to how Obama would approach these issues.

    In other words, classic douchebag O’Reilly. If you don’t say what he wants to hear, he cuts you off in order to say what he feels you should be saying. That’s not an interview.

  16. Hello, any blogger meet ups happening in hmmm say NYC??? You know the city that never sleeps?????


  17. Justin Scott says:

    The little Daves are adorable! I can’t believe that you’re only 20% fierce though. And don’t forget to Keep Austin Weird! It’s my home town you know!!!

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