Saturday night after getting back from Davecago 3 and drinking absinthe with RW and Kosh, I woke up in the middle of the night and thought I had finally seen the Green Fairy!
When I woke up the next morning, I realized it was just the light on the smoke detector in my hotel room.
Now I'm in a different hotel entirely where the light this time is blue.
I'm guessing tonight I'll get a visit from the Blue Fairy and Pinocchio.
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Mine wasn’t a monkey though. It was more like a turnip…
what an awesome before bedtime treat that crazy monkey fairy is!
It makes me want to start singing like that fairy in Moulin Rouge.
Ahhh absinthe… LOL
There´s obviously more absinthe on its way down your throat 🙂
It still blows my mind how quickly you were able to queue up the green fairy sequence in EuroTrip on your iPhone. Scary.
Brings to mind my favorite bit of wisdom taken from ‘Labyrinth’.
Sarah: Ow! It bit me!
Hoggle: What’d you expect fairies to do?
Sarah: I thought they did nice things, like… like granting wishes.
Hoggle: Shows what *you* know, don’t it?
Are you going to become an absinthe addict like RW now?
Interesting. Perhaps Bad Monkey will become a real monkey?
End of times… end of times I tell you.
I’m not sure I should drink anything that even has the potential to make me hallucinate.
There is absinthe right over there *point point* which I still have not tried.
When the fairy turns red, it’s one of the signs of the Apocalypse. But then again, so is the miraculous healing of fingertips.
hehehehe. I knew there was a reason why I wanted to drink that absinthe stuff.
Make sure to clap and repeat “I believe in fairies” over and over again.
Methinks this is my favourite Bad Monkey incarnation…
So now we know it’s true about absinthe being hallucinogenic. PS: Thanks for the awesome t-shirts and playing cards that arrived today. We love ’em! Send the buttons whenever and please charge me for the shipping.
Absinthe now contains worm wood. Specials effects without the CGI.
As for tonight’s hotel room visit, it will be from the fairy. After her visit, you will be running around saying, “I’m a real boy.. I’m a real boy”
ha ha ha oh the green fairy, best time of my life was absinthe in amsterdam!!
First? I’m so jealous! I’ve always wanted to try absinthe.
B? That wasn’t the smoke detector light. That was Avitable in a green leotard and tights painted with fluorescent paint. That shit takes forever to wash off.
I’m totally in love with Tinkerbad Monkey.
Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder…