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Posted on Monday, August 11th, 2008

Dave!Saturday night after getting back from Davecago 3 and drinking absinthe with RW and Kosh, I woke up in the middle of the night and thought I had finally seen the Green Fairy!

DAVETOON: It's Bad Monkey dressed as the Green Fairy!


When I woke up the next morning, I realized it was just the light on the smoke detector in my hotel room.

Now I'm in a different hotel entirely where the light this time is blue.

I'm guessing tonight I'll get a visit from the Blue Fairy and Pinocchio.

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  1. RW says:

    Mine wasn’t a monkey though. It was more like a turnip…

  2. claire says:

    what an awesome before bedtime treat that crazy monkey fairy is!

  3. Hilly says:

    It makes me want to start singing like that fairy in Moulin Rouge.

  4. DutchBitch says:

    Ahhh absinthe… LOL

  5. Göran says:

    There´s obviously more absinthe on its way down your throat 🙂

  6. kapgar says:

    It still blows my mind how quickly you were able to queue up the green fairy sequence in EuroTrip on your iPhone. Scary.

  7. carlos m. hernandez says:

    Brings to mind my favorite bit of wisdom taken from ‘Labyrinth’.

    Sarah: Ow! It bit me!
    Hoggle: What’d you expect fairies to do?
    Sarah: I thought they did nice things, like… like granting wishes.
    Hoggle: Shows what *you* know, don’t it?

  8. Avitable says:

    Are you going to become an absinthe addict like RW now?

  9. NYCWD says:

    Interesting. Perhaps Bad Monkey will become a real monkey?

    End of times… end of times I tell you.

  10. Miss Britt says:

    I’m not sure I should drink anything that even has the potential to make me hallucinate.

  11. Poppy says:

    There is absinthe right over there *point point* which I still have not tried.

  12. whall says:

    When the fairy turns red, it’s one of the signs of the Apocalypse. But then again, so is the miraculous healing of fingertips.

  13. Sue says:

    hehehehe. I knew there was a reason why I wanted to drink that absinthe stuff.

  14. jewelz916 says:

    Make sure to clap and repeat “I believe in fairies” over and over again.

  15. Naomi says:

    Methinks this is my favourite Bad Monkey incarnation…

  16. So now we know it’s true about absinthe being hallucinogenic. PS: Thanks for the awesome t-shirts and playing cards that arrived today. We love ’em! Send the buttons whenever and please charge me for the shipping.

  17. ChillyWilly says:

    Absinthe now contains worm wood. Specials effects without the CGI.

    As for tonight’s hotel room visit, it will be from the fairy. After her visit, you will be running around saying, “I’m a real boy.. I’m a real boy”

  18. nicole says:

    ha ha ha oh the green fairy, best time of my life was absinthe in amsterdam!!

  19. First? I’m so jealous! I’ve always wanted to try absinthe.

    B? That wasn’t the smoke detector light. That was Avitable in a green leotard and tights painted with fluorescent paint. That shit takes forever to wash off.

  20. Lisa says:

    I’m totally in love with Tinkerbad Monkey.

  21. Whit says:

    Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder…

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