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Posted on Friday, June 20th, 2008

Dave!I'm getting drunk tonight, so I think I'll just sit back and let my Webkinz Monkey continue on with his revenge killing spree.

Not a good day for bears this time...

BearKinz Asshole says YOU LOOK LAME!!

The remainder of this entry NOT appropriate for children or those who are traumatized by cartoon violence!

Today's Revenge? DISEMBOWLING! Webkinz Monkey with a shotgun.

Dead Quizzykinz blown apart with a shotgun.

And now back to my friend Jägermeister...

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  1. Avitable says:

    Weird – the images don’t work for me.

  2. *lynne* says:

    heyya dave, is it just me or am I not seeing the pix? I see the descriptions, but no images 🙁

  3. Moi says:

    hahahahahaha, my 8 year old sister plays webkinz, go dave!

  4. *pixie* says:

    I can’t see the picture. Even in the extended post.

  5. Howard says:

    Nor can I see the story. And besides, has revenge ever brought anything good except entertainment?

  6. The funniest thing about this post (sorry Dave)is the comment “I’m getting drunk tonight”, and then the images don’t display for the first time ever (well the first time I have noticed anyway!)Cute!

  7. yellojkt says:

    This Webkinz place sounds awfully brutal. I think I’ll stick to the safe streets of Southwest Baltimore.

  8. Tracy Lynn says:

    Dude, there is a lack of cartoon going on over here.

  9. Y2K Survivor says:

    I tried to view this on three different browsers. None of the pics on your Bearkinz post loaded. The story line is funny. My son and I were enjoying the bird mutilation yesterday and look forward to you and the monkey sticking it to those elite corporate bastards.

  10. apricoco says:

    can’t see the images…

  11. jewelz916 says:

    da pikshurs not sho up

  12. Lisa says:

    …Have you tried the Wheel of Wow?

    Would Bad Monkeykinz feel better if he had a pink convertible?

  13. Lexi says:

    Pics not showing up for me (SO disappointed…I needed a little violence!)

    PS I use IE, if that makes a difference…

  14. IRV says:

    I can’t see the pics?????????

  15. Arby says:

    Yow! How bad did you p**** off those web**** guys anyways?

  16. metalmom says:

    Some cheeky monkey stole your pictures!

  17. Harold says:

    Dave, I see the pics just fine !!!!! I must be some sort of a computer GOD !

  18. the patient says:

    It’s as if people just read this for the pictures!

  19. ROFL! Were the images just too HARD CORE for public consumption? Hahahahahahaha. I mean… Ahem… I’m sorry about your troubles with the Webkinz folks.

  20. Belinda says:

    I am seriously going to send Bad Monkey every exclusive item I have, just to assuage his insane rage.

  21. kapgar says:

    I’m shocked you haven’t received any legal threats yet. 😉

  22. ChillyWilly says:

    I’m guessing no one from Webkinz reads your blog.

  23. kat says:

    you should start animating for happy tree friends, like, immediately.

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