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Posted on Wednesday, June 4th, 2008

Dave!Working 19 hour-days has put me in a goofy brain-damaged kind of mood.

I finally got around to reading my email tonight and found that a young boy (with help from his mom) had written to tell me that it's not polite to chew with my mouth open.

This was scary-puzzling to me. Because not only am I'm an advocate for closed-mouth chewing, but I'm also horrified at the thought of small children stalking me. Not knowing what this kid was talking about or where he might have seen me, I wrote back and asked.

Turns out he wasn't writing to me, but to Lil' Dave...

Dave Corn

Hmmm... apparently my enthusiasm for corn is responsible for corrupting children by teaching them bad eating habits now.

See, there's a reason I tag my blog as containing adult content.

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  1. Classified Info says:

    For shame. CORN IS/ARE PEOPLE TOO!
    **spoofing a “friend” of mine who said, “Nematodes are people too!** I still think he is special special.

  2. kapgar says:

    Chewing with your mouth open constitutes “adult content”? Oh hell, I’m screwed.

  3. Avitable says:

    So you’re getting troll mail from little kids now? I think you’re setting new standards!

  4. Robin says:

    Shame on Lil Dave for corrupting children everywhere. What was he thinking!

  5. Jen says:

    My son doesn’t read your but he does enjoy your artwork. I made the mistake of showing him your Webkinz pictures and he became your number one fan. You see, he has the same webkinz as you do and now the thinks you’re kindred spirits. He’s been begging me to call you and ask you to do more webkinz posts. He’s seven, he doesn’t really get that I don’t really know you.

  6. Winter says:

    At least it’s nice to know that Lil Dave has a fan base of something other than jaded bloggers. 😉

  7. Belinda says:

    Hee. You know that Bella is a Lil’ Dave fan from WAY back, but I never let her view a page that I haven’t viewed first. After all, you never know when a penis salad could jump out at you.

  8. Penelope says:

    Animated Lil Dave makes me squeal with excitement…is that weird?

  9. sizzle says:

    At least he is eating a VEGETABLE. You’d think the Mom would point that out and not encourage her son to email you.

    What is WRONG with people?

  10. Hilly Sue says:

    I think I just giggled for a full five minutes over this. While the impertinence quotient is at an all time high, at least that’s one less kid who’ll grow up to be a food smacking idiot!

  11. Classified Info says:

    Well, at least the kid is only e-mailing you. For, as they say, “Hell hath no fury like a 7-year old scorned.”

  12. metalmom says:

    LOL…..SEE FOOD!!!

  13. jake titus says:

    Did he also point out that little Dave is in need of a shave?

  14. ChillyWilly says:

    I want the weather to turn nicer so I can throw some ears of corn on the BBQ. I love corn… with salt, pepper, butter… more butter… some extra butter added in between bites…

    Eating corn with your mouth open? Had this child eaten corn-on-the-cob before? It’s pretty hard to eat with your mouth closed.

  15. WOot! Lil’ Dave got fan mail, even it if was about a lesson in manners! How often does that happen!?

  16. Oh my! Mail from kids with critiques. Yikes. You’ve obviously hit the big time!

  17. Carl says:

    Dude, that’s so corny.

  18. Lisa says:

    Did the parent think he/she was being funny but allowing their child to email you? I mean what responsible parent lets their children read adult blogs? I can see a parent showing a child some of your funny cartoons. What lesson is this parent teaching the child but allowing them to email you to inform you that Lil Dave is rude by chewing with his mouth open? IT’S A CARTOON!!!!

    My message to the parent: MONITOR WHAT YOUR KID IS DOING ON THE INTERNET!!! Geez, be a responsible parent.

  19. Good job corrupting our nation’s youth, Dave! Hahahaha.

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