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Posted on Thursday, June 26th, 2008

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Dave and his monkey are guest-blogging over at Cynical Dad today...

Monkey Braces


Unfortunately, Dave's Webkinz pet is still on a rampage. After being ripped off by the Webkinz eStore, his righteous fury has resulted in a swath of death and destruction through Webkinz World that shows no signs of stopping. When he was last spotted, he was headed towards The Wish Factory...

Panda trash talking my monkey pet

The remainder of this entry NOT appropriate for children or those who are traumatized by cartoon violence!

Monkey holding up a container of toxic waste!

Melting panda being sprayed with toxic waste!

That's going to leave a stain!

Tomorrow is shaping up to be a very controversial entry. Even more controversial than wholesale slaughter of online characters in a virtual world.

But who knows. I might get distracted on the way to work and end up blogging about navel lint.

Only time will tell.

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  1. Winter says:

    Oh, yeah. This is the best one yet. I am so loving this rampage. I hope he never stops.

  2. Hmm, controversial entries, huh?

    Can’t wait!

  3. Charlene says:

    having been married to an Enviromental Compliance Coordinator~~~~~~~~~~great post~~~~
    see ya at Jay’s
    peace, love and well you know,

  4. Motley says:

    Navel lint? Now THAT would be a kickass blog post! lol

  5. seewhy says:

    Dave… it’s June 26. I was fully expecting a post about National Chocolate Pudding Day. 🙁

  6. turtle says:

    This would make in incredible T-Shirt. With the caption – this is your brain on _. The _ being something funny, like Webkins or Blogography.

  7. kapgar says:

    Does Bad Monkey have grillz?

  8. NYCWD says:

    That is AWESOME!

    The Panda is looking like a Punisher/Ghostrider crossbreed!!!

    GANZ should totally hire you.

  9. Avitable says:

    It’s funny, though, that usually the posts you expect to be controversial are fine, but the ones that are completely innocuous are the ones that get all of the outrage.

  10. Sam says:

    Being a first-timer to this blog, let me first say I’m really enjoying reading the entries!

    And second – this is like the Webkinz World meets the Happy Tree Friends meet John Haigh. =O And yet, I’m amused…does this make me cruel?

  11. Iron Fist says:

    The thing about toxic waste is that the panda will probably get super powers and come back as Bad Monkey’s nemesis.

  12. Jeff says:

    Be careful Dave. I see a band of Webkinz zombies seeking revenge on your monkey later on.

  13. Robin says:

    I am a little worried that the monkey has such a large arsenal of death weapons.

  14. nicole says:

    ha ha ha keep going monkey keep going!!!

  15. Tracy says:

    Looks like Bad Monkey has brace-face, or is it his grillz?

  16. Naomi says:

    ooh, Ooh, OOH! My favorite death by far! You may have posted a still, but I see: animation. …and… it’s awesome.

    *Now with super melty action!*

  17. Arwen says:

    I can’t wait for the anthrax attack…

  18. Looks like the Ninja started another trend… Bad Monkey is wearing braces now, too!

  19. ChillyWilly says:

    Navel lint? Maybe you could have Webkinz monkey shove enormous amounts of navel lint into the nostrils of his next victim.

  20. Hilly Sue says:


    My ears are all perked up for that one!

  21. Lisa says:

    Is it true that you missed National Pudding Day???


    How is THAT possible?

  22. ETinNY says:

    I like this one, too….The results look very Raiders-of-the-Lost-Arky. Way-cool!!

  23. Mocha says:

    See, this is why I love you so much. Your pretty pretty pictures.

  24. Colin Brooks says:

    Navel lint is controversial too. *goes off to read all the entries he missed*

  25. Troy says:

    The bear looks even cooler with the flaming toxic head!!! Rock on!

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