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Dave and his monkey are guest-blogging over at Cynical Dad today...
Unfortunately, Dave's Webkinz pet is still on a rampage. After being ripped off by the Webkinz eStore, his righteous fury has resulted in a swath of death and destruction through Webkinz World that shows no signs of stopping. When he was last spotted, he was headed towards The Wish Factory...
The remainder of this entry NOT appropriate for children or those who are traumatized by cartoon violence!
That's going to leave a stain!
Tomorrow is shaping up to be a very controversial entry. Even more controversial than wholesale slaughter of online characters in a virtual world.
But who knows. I might get distracted on the way to work and end up blogging about navel lint.
Only time will tell.
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Oh, yeah. This is the best one yet. I am so loving this rampage. I hope he never stops.
Hmm, controversial entries, huh?
Can’t wait!
having been married to an Enviromental Compliance Coordinator~~~~~~~~~~great post~~~~
see ya at Jay’s
peace, love and well you know,
charlene
Navel lint? Now THAT would be a kickass blog post! lol
Dave… it’s June 26. I was fully expecting a post about National Chocolate Pudding Day. 🙁
This would make in incredible T-Shirt. With the caption – this is your brain on _. The _ being something funny, like Webkins or Blogography.
Does Bad Monkey have grillz?
That is AWESOME!
The Panda is looking like a Punisher/Ghostrider crossbreed!!!
GANZ should totally hire you.
It’s funny, though, that usually the posts you expect to be controversial are fine, but the ones that are completely innocuous are the ones that get all of the outrage.
Being a first-timer to this blog, let me first say I’m really enjoying reading the entries!
And second – this is like the Webkinz World meets the Happy Tree Friends meet John Haigh. =O And yet, I’m amused…does this make me cruel?
Ew.
The thing about toxic waste is that the panda will probably get super powers and come back as Bad Monkey’s nemesis.
Be careful Dave. I see a band of Webkinz zombies seeking revenge on your monkey later on.
I am a little worried that the monkey has such a large arsenal of death weapons.
ha ha ha keep going monkey keep going!!!
Looks like Bad Monkey has brace-face, or is it his grillz?
ooh, Ooh, OOH! My favorite death by far! You may have posted a still, but I see: animation. …and… it’s awesome.
*Now with super melty action!*
I can’t wait for the anthrax attack…
Looks like the Ninja started another trend… Bad Monkey is wearing braces now, too!
Navel lint? Maybe you could have Webkinz monkey shove enormous amounts of navel lint into the nostrils of his next victim.
Controversy?
My ears are all perked up for that one!
Is it true that you missed National Pudding Day???
OMG!
How is THAT possible?
I like this one, too….The results look very Raiders-of-the-Lost-Arky. Way-cool!!
See, this is why I love you so much. Your pretty pretty pictures.
Navel lint is controversial too. *goes off to read all the entries he missed*
The bear looks even cooler with the flaming toxic head!!! Rock on!