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Posted on Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Dave!It was a beautiful disaster.

After carefully arranging all the pieces, my day ultimately ended up sucking copious amounts of ass. This was kind of sad, because there were a few very good things that happened amongst the madness.

Alas, I am still in the mood for some heinous bloodshed.

And the revenge of my Webkinz Monkey continues...

Quack Before

The remainder of this entry NOT appropriate for children or those who are traumatized by cartoon violence!


Quack After

Goodbye Quack Doctor bastard!

And, for everybody who was sad that the graphics were missing for the previous revenge, I am pleased to say that I have finally figured out what the problem was. So if bears getting their head blown off with a shotgun intrigues you, feel free to click through...

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  1. Jeff says:

    That is just the cutest little homicidal monkey that I’ve ever seen.

  2. Krissi says:

    I don’t mind the doctor character, but I’d like to do that to the annoying “adoption” lady. 😛

  3. whall says:

    Who writes your disclaimers? You SHOULD’VE SAID

    Due to the graphic nature of this blog post’s extended entry, all the children reading should be heading elsewhere.

    and then you make the “be heading” a link to someplace fun!

  4. Avitable says:

    Boy, that blood is defying gravity!

  5. jewelz916 says:

    Bad Webkinz Monkey is really on a roll. Soon we’re going to see the villagers with torches and pitchforks wantings his cheeky butt on a platter! Have you considered putting him in therapy?

  6. Arwen says:

    I am surprised webkinz hasn’t tried to sue you for some sort of infringement yet. I do love the Webkinz carnage though. In your monkey’s travel has he come across a gay koala named Statler yet? That would be the webkinz my daughter gave me. He hangs out at bars and and the Cowcash2 game.

  7. doug says:

    Monkey got medieval on that ass.

  8. Winter says:

    Ahh. Webkinz violence. Gotta love it.

  9. Jeff says:

    Shouldn’t this Doctor be running around after his beheading? Or is that just chickens that do that?

  10. Poppy says:

    I’m glad the monkey knows how to whack the duck.

  11. bluepaintred says:

    I’m just wondering how long until you get a cease and desist order – and also, how long before some kid searching Google images for WebKinz ends up finding these instead


  12. You can call me, 'Sir' says:

    Wow, that is some hardcore post-decapitation spewage! Nicely drawn.

    More, please, thank you.

  13. You’d think those Webkinz people would have taken care of this by now. They’re losing business. At least mine. I really wanted the husky dog, but now I’m holding off. Bastards.

  14. Hilly Sue says:

    I’m going to ignore all or this blood and say that I am glad there were at least a few happy things that happened yesterday.

  15. Tracy Lynn says:

    That duck was totally asking for it. Duck bastards.

  16. Finn says:

    I *heart* the spurty kind of bleeding.

  17. ChillyWilly says:

    How many characters are there on Webkinz? Is this going to be one of the “100 Deaths of Webkinz” series?

  18. Hahaha! My little girl, who is obsessed with Webkinz, would definitely be traumatized by that.

    Hey, I just plugged you (as if you need plugging….that sounds wrong) and your love of clowns in my latest post. 🙂

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