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Posted on Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Dave!I didn't realize that my entry yesterday would result in a half-dozen emails and some comments asking what was wrong and if I was going to be okay.

I'm fine. I was just banging my head against the wall trying to think of something to blog about, and ultimately decided to blog about banging my head against the wall. But instead of writing about it, I drew up a DaveToon. I don't know why, but sometimes it's easier to express myself that way than trying to come up with the words.

Anyway, today I'm working on stuff for my Kick-Ass Blogiversary 5 Celebration next week. Since I can't really talk about that yet, there's nothing I could blog about except how I ate Hello Kitty strawberry cream dipping biscuits for breakfast...

Hello Kitty Biscuits

They're Hello Kitty delicious! That bitch really knows how to make breakfast!

Before I get back to work, I'd like to wish everybody who celebrates Passover a happy Seder tonight.

Mostly because it gives me an opportunity to reprint a nifty cartoon I drew for the occasion last year...

Dave Seder

I think every Passover needs a drunk monkey sommelier at the table... even if they do eat the Karpas off of everybody's Seder plate. Bad Monkey!

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  1. joy says:

    wow that hello kitty stuff looks toxic

  2. Hilly Sue says:

    What’s the cream like? A loose frosting type thing? And what are you dipping it?

    I’m fascinated cause yanno, I had bran flakes for breakfast – get your party hats out!

  3. Shash says:

    I need a monkey sommelier for my seder table. 🙂 When are you returning to Orlando?

  4. Colin Brooks says:

    *bounces with excitement for the 5 year Blogiversary*

  5. adena says:

    Have you tried the Strawberry Milkshake Oreos yet?


  6. I don’t get to do my seder until next Saturday. I had no idea I was going to have to recline on pillows. guess I better wear the comfy jeans.

  7. Bec says:

    I feel like I should say something about your choice of breakfast food and the nutrients therein, but considering I ate dried up pieces of fruit and bits of bark covered in milk I’m saying fair play to you and going to my corner jealous.

  8. Mrs. K says:

    Now that’s a healthy breakfast!

  9. jake titus says:

    Dave, I thought yesterdays post was just you expressing your love of Quiet Riot.

  10. Uhm, please hurry up and send to me a case of those Hello Kitty cookies with dipping icing. That is all I need right now in the whole world. Haa! I’ve seen OTHER character cookies/dip but never HELLO KITTY!

    PS-I went to the Golden Gate Fortune Cookie place the other day. Thanks a LOT for introducing me to those. I’m going to become a homeless person so I can sleep in the alleyway outside their door.

  11. i hate that hello kitty bitch, but i could seriously be convinced to ignore the blinding hatred for that dippen stuff if it is tasty. where on earth does one buy such a treat?

    the head banging was kinda cute, although i will freely admit to wanting to be jewish just to have a monkey bring me wine. that is fucking awesome.

  12. whall says:

    My local chinese restaurant has strawberry Hello Panda straw-like things or somesuch. I keep promising myself I’ll pick up some. “For the kids”

  13. Hello Kitty delicious? I need my 21-Century slang dictionary.

  14. Shiny says:

    It’s even worse when the monkey happens to “find” the afikomen. It’s probably for the best not to ask where he’s put the thing…

  15. Winter says:

    I’m kinda with Hello on the Hello Kitty. Also, I just don’t picture you buying it… it must fall under the 20% fierce thing.

  16. kapgar says:

    Will you be giving away a drunk monkey sommelier for your Blogiversary? Katie and I would love to have one!

  17. Hello Kitty Yan-Yan?! My head just exploded. I must find these.

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