The rush to get everything done before leaving on a trip is always a source of great stress and anxiety. Right now I'm skating on the edge of sanity just trying to keep track of everything. At any moment something could come along and ruin my shit, but I try not to think about it.
And I have no idea what I'm going to pack in my suitcase.
So you can imagine how thrilled I was when a crippling migraine decided to strike after lunch...
Consider my shit officially ruined.
I'm fully expecting that I'll wake up tomorrow with a scorching case of flaming diarrhea farts.
How is it that I am this lucky?
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Well, I guess it wasn’t a totally wrecked day. I did get this nice badge from Hilly…
Awesome badge! I hope you’re feeling better. Don’t forget to pack your toothbrush! (That’s what I always forget…that or my hairbrush.)
Dude, for Scandinavia all you need is a warm hooded/water resistant jacket and some comfy non slip walking shoes.
Well, and stuff for covering the middle parts, I know how you feel about pants. Please bring pants. Please.
So totally psyched to finally meet you! Does this put me in Dave Circle 1? (Not the sex one, but the people who have touched you in person, like on the ARM or something.)
Sorry about the migraines. And I hope you don’t have those farts. I’m assuming those would be more than just a minor inconvenience considering it looks like you’re about to travel. Although the thought of flaming farts coming out of someone’s ass that is waiting in line to go through a security checkpoint at the airport does make me smile a bit.
Since Flaming Diarrhea Farts are an interest of mine, I decided to click on your tag to see what other blogs have been tagged with it. None! It’s a travesty!
You are smokin’ hot, as adorable as a muppet, and universally beloved. The other shoe has to drop sometime…
Follow Poppy’s advice: Pack lots of underwear.
Considering that flaming diarrhea case…
Wish I got some smart-ass comments, but all I got is sympathy for ya.
Maybe you piss off some of the passengers with your diarrhea farts. It might brighten you day.
Have a safe trip!
Oh no! I sure hope my “crappy badge” doesn’t cause the real crappies!
I hope you feel better and get everything you need done so that you can enjoy your trip :).
Oof, I had those flaming diarrhea farts last week. Not fun. Course, I’m not a fan of the migraines, either.
Ouch Dave, I feel for you. I’m trying acupuncture to get my migraines under control, I’ll let you know how it goes…
Isn’t “Diahhrea Farts” an oxymoron? You cannot fart when you have diahhrea. You can SHART, but you can’t fart. At least I can’t. If you’d like to read more about MY ass, and penis, click here.
Enjoy that migrane. : )
for schorching flaming diarrhea farts I suggest two things. Avoid Thai food and Charmin Diamond Weave Wipes at all cost. Trust me on this one, you’ll thank me later. . .
Migraines are a gift from the devil himself. I feel for ya. Ugh!
Dude, I get migraines and can testify to the bowl knotting pain that ensues. I take pills. As many as I need to get rid of the pain, which is not my usual med MO, but I make an exception for migraines.
As for your flammable swamp ass, Just keep moving and we’ll hope no one connects you to them.
Flaming diarrhea farts. Dude, should you change your name to Cartman? 🙂
Bummer, you´ll be needing your strength in Scandinavia 🙂
Norway is wicked!
I have an awful feeling that I am getting one too. I can feel the tension in my shoulders and am seeing the swirly things I always see before I get one. I should go lie down in a quiet room, but since I have 4 kids running around that doesn’t seem possible.
I hope you feel better quick!
I totally get the anxiety. I mean, you’ll have to change your voice mail greeting, and we all know what a horror that is!
I would think you’d be an expert at travel prep with all the travel you do. 🙂
“Any adventure that renders you headless is scarcely an adventure at all.”
– Unknown, 2008
With that ass you will be universally hated on that plane. Which will make your migraine worse. Better medicate both ends of your body. Before the security checkpoint. Good luck!
Thank for making me laugh my ass off at this ungodly hour!!!
I hope you feel better sugar and your trip goes well.
And I’m left to wonder who else pulled both cartoons and put them side by side—it’ pretty damn funny *giggling*