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Posted on Friday, February 8th, 2008

Dave!I've started referring to the TiVo remote control as the "BeBoop BeBoop Thingy" which is disturbing on entirely too many levels. Once I start calling my car the "Vroom Vroom Machine," it's probably time to enroll in kindergarten.

Which would probably be a lot more fun than how I spend my time now. It's hard to beat a day of coloring, playing games, taking naps, and acting like an idiot (which is why a career in politics sounds so appealing to me).

Speaking of acting like an idiot, apparently Pat O'Brien has gone back into rehab. Normally I don't like speaking ill of people who are trying to get their lives together, but when it's a total douchebag pervert (NSFW link) like Pat O'Brien who makes his living dishing on other people going back into rehab, it's easy to make an exception...

Pat O'brien

Please Pat, take all the time you need. The longer you spend in rehab, the less risk I have of accidentally seeing your whiny bitch ass while channel surfing. Though, I must admit, your predilection for booze, cocaine, whores, and freaky sex, is far more interesting than your "work" on any of those Hollywood "news" shows. Getting sober is probably paramount towards killing your career.

At least one would hope.

Nobody is going to forget how you were such an asshole to the sweet hotness that is your former co-host Nancy O'Dell...

Nancy O'Dell

Hey! There's a new episode of Psych on tonight! I love that show!


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Comments

  1. bogup says:

    Yes, I’m psyched about a NEW Psych!
    And that serpentine blue tongue of Pat O. is terrifying.

  2. adena says:

    Haha, that Pat O’Brian Sexual Harrassment thing is hysterically funny…yet it makes me go want to wash my brain off w/ bleach.

    Ewww…I so can’t look at him and picture any of that…just…EWWW!! (Must go wash brain again!)

    And, I feel horribly sorry for “Betsy”, whoever she is.

  3. Whit says:

    Psych rules. We just watched it- on Tivo.

  4. Iron Fist says:

    Pat O’Brien looks like a genetic engineering experiment gone horribly wrong in this picture. Paging Dr. Moreau, we’ve found your human-anteater hybrid, please collect it at the front desk.

  5. ChillyWilly says:

    The Pat O’Brien phone calls are a riot. I mean, I hope he gets his act cleaned up, but if you’ve ever heard those recordings of the phone calls he made to sex hot lines, it’s pure comedy gold.

  6. Hilly says:

    Is that his real tongue or did you Dave-enhance it? I don’t know much about that guy…

  7. Once you start calling things “doohicky” and “thingy”, and people understand you, you have officially turned into a chick.

    I.E.

    “Hey girl, go get that thingy-ma-bobber we were talking about yesterday. You know, that doohicky over at that store?”

    And she understands exactly what you are talking about.

  8. Yes, I completely agree. Psych kicks serious ass.

  9. Wayne says:

    Who’s Pat O’Brien? Ok, I just wiki’d him.

    eww.

    I remember eating at Pat O’Brien’s in Lake Charles, LA – it was my favorite favorite place to eat as a kid. You’d get these really cool plastic mugs to take home, and they were funny. Like for Christmas they had a mug with santa on it with a thought bubble saying “Is there *really* a Pat O’Brien?” and another with NOEL spelled out without the “L” and then a whole paragraph about the meaning of the word, but they would omit all the “L”‘s. Their staff was always super friendly to us kids.

    Seems the two things are very very different.

  10. Dave2 says:

    Bogup… Only one more episode of Psych before the season ends. Wah!

    Adena… I’m guessing it’s his wife or girlfriend. Or WAS his wife or girlfriend… she would be pretty stupid to stay with such an asshole.

    Whit… And it just keeps getting better! That’s what’s so amazing to me. I’d have thought it would all grow tired, but it hasn’t.

    Iron Fist… Pat O’Brien should be erased from television totally. If that means shipping him off to the Island of Dr. Moreau, then I’m all for it!

    Chilly Willy… Especially when you consider that he ain’t no Brad Pitt. Or whatever. :-)

    Hilly… Oh it’s Photoshopped alright. I “re-imagined” the photo to express the “real” Pat O’Brien as the disgusting pig he is.

    Absurdist… I think I just like the way my TiVo sounds when I press the buttons. BeBoop!

    Granddaughter… Indeed! I wonder how long they will make us wait for new episodes after this season ends next Friday?

    Wayne… Pat O’Brien is the name of a bartender who invented the “Hurricane” (made famous by the Pat O’Briens bars/restaurants which originated in New Orleans). Hopefully there’s no relation to the drugged out douchebag tabloid television host who likes to leave disgusting phone messages.

  11. Tracy says:

    That tongue scares the pee out of me. Thank god you ‘fessed up to the Photoshopping, otherwise I’d be having nightmares.

  12. Dave2 says:

    But how do we know it doesn’t really look like that? :-)

  13. Bec says:

    And now I have Amy Winehouse’s tune in my head…

  14. yellojkt says:

    Pat O’Brien sure has a way with the ladies.

  15. Sayuri says:

    Who knew Dule Hill was a frickin’ comedy genius? The chemistry between him and Roday is great. And there is a stellar supporting cast as well. (Lassie, do I need say more?)

    I can’t wait to see what kind of reception it gets on network TV.

  16. Avitable says:

    On The Soup, they’re always making jokes about him. They call him P.O.B.

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