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Posted on Thursday, November 15th, 2007

Dave!What a horrible day.

It's at times like this that I wish I had a secret anonymous blog so I could write about the utterly bizarre crap that I've been through. Though much of what happened is so messed-up that even I have trouble believing it's true... and I lived it. The up-side is that I'm utterly convinced that there is a Supreme Being in the universe now, because somebody has to be messing with me. There's no other possible explanation...

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Because if life is truly this random, I want out.

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  1. Nice to know that this Supreme Being cares enough to make his or her presence undeniable at times. Now, if only it could be done in more pleasant ways…

  2. amanda says:

    I’m sorry, man. Good luck with everything.

  3. Chag says:

    See? Having an anonymous blog has its privileges.

    Sorry to hear you had such a rough day.

  4. adena says:

    Trust me. I know EXACTLY what you’re talking about.

    (not the details…just the feeling)

  5. Michelle says:

    I’m sorry your having such a bad day. I would so love to read your secret anonymous blog. Hope tomorrow is better for you. (((((Dave)))))

    P.S. Any divine being would love you to pieces not mess with you.

  6. supercereal says:

    Maybe this will help a bit, Dave: I just got home from the premiere of “Bender’s Big Score” and it’s super sweet! Good news, everyone! Futurama’s back, and it’s just as great as ever. The DVD is released on the 27th.

    I’d type more if I weren’t dead tired. Goodnight!
    Hope tomorrow’s better for ya, Dave.

  7. Brandi says:

    Oh sweetheart, we would miss you terribly.

  8. Avitable says:

    It will balance out and awesome things will happen soon.

  9. Hilly says:

    I’m here if you need an ear. Otherwise, yeah….I get that feeling and wish you weren’t having it.

  10. diane says:

    My Dad’s always been a firm believer that there is a God and he has a really odd sense of humor.
    I second what Avitable said.

  11. sizzle says:

    i hear you on the anonymous blog. i’m sorry things are rough. 🙁

  12. Whit says:

    Sounds like you need to make some lemonade.

    There is a superior being, but I doubt Liz would mess with you like that.

    Did little Dave join N*SYNC?

  13. Dave2 says:

    Atomic Bombshell… Yeah! Like making a chocolate pudding truck crash in front of my home! THAT would be sweet!

    Amanda… I don’t need luck… I need ONE MILLION DOLLARS! That way I could BUY a more sane life! 🙂

    Chag… Yeah, but I think it’s too late for me to go anonymous now. Or do you think if I deleted all my photos, change my name, and stopped meeting bloggers people would forget who I am?? Say, that might actually work!

    Adena… I need to watch more soap operas so my strange life would seem more natural. Either that, or download more episodes of Meerkat Manor… now THOSE guys have an odd life!

    Michelle… I dunno. This week it seems like I’m good for a laugh to somebody! 😀

    Supercereal… New Futurama is a good thing indeed! Just a few weeks to go before the DVD is released! Sweet!

    Brandi… Oh I wouldn’t jump off a bridge or anything… just move to Antarctica or Mars or something like that. I think you can still blog from Antarctica, so maybe that’s the best choice? 🙂

    Avitable… I know! Because I’m going to Disney World next month! w00t!!

    Hilly… I think everybody has to go through utterly bizarre shit from time to time so that they can appreciate it when life is normal. At least now I know what normal is!

    Diane… Your dad is a Depeche Mode fan? Because that’s wisdom right out of their song “Blasphemous Rumors!” How cool is that? 🙂

    Sizzle… Maybe you and I could swap blogs anonymously? 🙂

    Whit… Lil’ Dave hates Boy Bands. Bad Monkey, on the other hand, is a member of BOTH the Backstreet Boys and N-Sync official fan clubs! Now that’s a bad, bad monkey! Elizabeth Hurley works in mysterious ways…

  14. Catherine says:

    I have a secret anonymous blog, and I recommend it. I hope today is an extra good day and begins to make up for yesterday.

  15. Melanie says:

    Yeesh. You’ve had your share of bummers here lately (and my share, and his share, and that other guy’s share, and…), so I hope things take an astounding upswing very soon.

    I’m going to venture into woo-woo stuff here and tell you that when life is throwing a boot party on my huddled carcass, I put on a malachite pendant. I was once told a million years ago that malachite absorbs/deflects negative energy away from you when you wear it. The weird part is that every time I do put it on, it works. I feel better and bad shit stops happening to me. What’s that called? Self-fulfilling prophecy? Or just plain bizarre?

  16. annie says:

    Welcome to my world.

  17. Kyra says:

    Well, but there is chocolate in the world. That makes it worth staying in (and I am NOT carrying a shovel in the graveyard with you. Wine maybe, Chgocolate -ok, shovel, NO.)

    By the way, there was a big sale on Coke with Lime a week ago at the store – are they just dumping the last of the supply or something here? isn’t it discontinued?

  18. ajooja says:

    My blogs always start as super, secret, anonymous blogs, but I end up saying too much. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

    Hang in there, man. (No pun intended.)

  19. Rick says:

    Sorry. That was me messin’ wit’ ya. I’m done now.
    -Retired Galactic Manager

  20. Sophia says:

    Yesterday, on my Yahoo home page, in the feature box where you usually see a little teaser about the day’s news, was instead a piece about Mars being in some special position and that tomorrow (which is today) will be a really bad conflict-ridden day…

    Secondly, Dave, we’re selfish and don’t even want to think of being without you, so you can’t get out. 🙂 xxx

  21. Belinda says:

    I hate to see you bummed, and hate that you can’t talk about it and blow off steam.

    And I hate that *I* can’t draw DaveToons, which is the way I ended my craptastic post for today.

  22. bogup says:

    Of course there is a Supreme Being and He doesn’t mess with folks but offers hope for eternal salvation…

  23. yellojkt says:

    My blog is anonymous, but not supersecret. My folks read it, but my boss doesn’t. That is good enough for me.

    And go ahead and spill the beans. All you have to lose is clients and/or lovers.

  24. jodi says:

    i wish that all the time. in fact, i started one.

  25. Chris G says:

    You could always start a Blogspot blog or something. Worth thinking about anyway!

  26. Lisa says:

    Sorry to hear you are going through some insane bizzaro stuff. Welcome to 2007, oh wait that’s MY 2007 full of insane bizzaro stuff.

    Sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. I’ve decided to give up on the anonymity. Life is what it is. I can’t change the facts and I can’t change the fact the people surrounding me are lunatics.

    I can however, walk away from them 😉

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