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Posted on Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Dave!Today has been a much better experience than yesterday. Instead of wanting to shoot people in the face, I merely want to break their knee-caps or give them a wedgie or something. Of course, I'm blogging early, and so there's plenty of room for massive trauma to strike before the day is done.

That probably sounds pessimistic, but I prefer to think of it as realistic. And THAT probably sounds defeatist, but I prefer to think of it as not setting myself up for disappointment.

In other news... it is SO on, bitches!

Dave L.A.

I don't know where or what time yet (suggestions welcome!), but I will be working in La La Land during the week and totally ready to meet on Saturday for big fun and excitement. So if you think you'd like to come hang out with swell bloggers and have a bite to eat, please email me at so we can get a head-count and I can make name-lanyards and reservations and stuff. Hope you can make it!

I haven't asked Paris if she'll be able to attend yet (she's working on both a new album and a new book), but I've got my fingers crossed...

I totally love Paris!
Lil' Dave is totally not wearing panties in this shot...

Next up will be Orlando, hopefully in October, but I haven't planned my schedule that far out. Heck, I'm still trying to figure out what I'm doing tomorrow.

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  1. whit says:

    I’m in. Practice saying my name.

  2. Bre says:

    Well, Paris is going for a new image, so maybe she’ll be inspired by bloggers!

  3. sizzle says:

    first i wished i lived in chicago, now in l.a. funny since i live in the same state as you, huh? 😉

  4. Troy says:

    Why don’t you ever work in Ontario?!?!?! You jerk-hole 🙂 Just joking. Just put down the penguin holding the gun! There’s not need for violence.

  5. Jeff says:

    That would be hot if Paris could attend.

  6. Mooselet says:

    Paris looks far too wholesome in that picture.

  7. Brandon says:

    I’m so in! Looking forward to it. I’m sure there will be some of the LA contingent suggesting places, but I’ll do some research and see what might work.

  8. yellojkt says:

    Li’l Paris is a little corpulent compared to the real thing.

  9. Hilly says:

    Hrmmmmm, the last time I hung out with you, it wasn’t much fun at all and you and I just did not “click” at all. I’m not even sure we really bonded.

    KIDDING!!!! You know I puffy heart my peanut buttah and will be there!

  10. Catherine says:

    I’d like to suggest The Formosa Café. Great history there, the best ribs I’ve ever eaten, delectable everything actually. Waitstaff are warm and sweet, cool environs, not at all pricey. I love it. Maybe read some of the stuff at their site, also look here, or here.

  11. LA is too far of a drive for a weekend for me.

    And I can’t believe you drew that Lil Dave with no undies. I’m shocked at the smut on this website. LOL

  12. MRKisThatKid says:

    So who wants to pay for my air fare from MAN to LAX?

  13. Kyra says:

    And I’m on the “maybe” list too… air fare being the deal as well. And the fear of being trapped in (or out) of an airport again.

  14. Avitable says:

    You should go to The Standard downtown – their rooftop bar with pool is awesome, especially on a Saturday night. If you start the festivities early enough, you can get there before any of the lines start, and then you get to hang around with the beautiful people.

  15. karla says:

    I will be in the US on Sep 22, however will be deep in the midst of the buckle of the Bible Belt Missouri. I’m thinking that a flight to LA might be a bit on the extravagant side. Don’t suppose you wanna move the festivities to Branson or anything?

    No? hey…quit laughing it was just a SUGGESTION!

  16. Dave2 says:

    OMG! Does Yakov Smirnoff still have a theater there? He does?!? ATTENTION EVERYBODY… L.A. HAS BEEN CANCELED! EVERYBODY GET YOUR TICKETS TO BRANSON!!


  17. Walt says:

    Lil’ Dave should not be wearing “panties” at all. When did it become common
    practice to call male underwear panties? Panties should always refer to
    female undies and never, ever, be used to refer to the cloth cradle for man
    parts. The idea that men wear panties implies that they can use “panty
    liners.” Even using “Man Panties” like my wife does, is not much of an
    improvement but at least it’s better than the image of tiny, flowery, lace,
    undies and a giant man bulge stuff with in – hair and all. Excuse me, I
    vomited a little in my mouth thinking about it – ew.

  18. Eric says:

    As a former LA resident, a quick word of caution:

    Do not offer rides to the transexual prostitutes on Santa Monica Blvd. They’ll totally scruff up the dashboard with their high heels, and they never chip in for gas.

    I know nothing of the trannie hookers in Branson. Perhaps they’re more polite.

    I did not wear panties while writing this.

  19. the patient says:

    Hmm… Our paths never seem to cross…

  20. the patient says:

    Oh, and speaking of which on Sept. 22 I’ll be in D.C. Anyone want to get together with me there? We can call it the not-dave get together.

  21. Erin says:

    Oh drat. The 22nd is booked with another out of town guest, the UCLA/U-Dub game, and an outdoor double feature. I’ll just have to count on my roomie Liz for a DaveReport. 🙂

  22. Wayne says:

    Need to plan a Texas trip – Austin. We can get you some butter-covered pulled pork.

  23. RW says:

    Dave if ever you can book your flights in and out of the Long Beach airport that would be cool. It’s really an art deco jewel and no where near as nuts as LAX.

  24. Dave2 says:

    No doubt! Alaska Airlines flies out of Long Beach, and it’s great. Unfortunately, I can’t get a connection out of Chicago to get me to Long Beach, and am stuck with LAX.

    Heck, I’d even rather fly in/out of San Diego than LAX! 🙂

  25. Lewis says:

    If Uncle Lewis never wears panties, I think it’s okay for Little Dave to go commando too.

  26. Suebob says:

    Hey, if Hilly is there, I will be there.

  27. SJ says:

    I’ll be there, and so will Bret! Are we supposed to bring Legos or Pop-Tarts or anything?

    P.S. I’m NOT backing out this time.

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