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Three Spaces

Posted on Tuesday, August 21st, 2007

Dave!And so it goes...

Bitch Got Three Spaces

Bitch Got Three Spaces
Lyrics and Music by Blogography Gangsta.
Sung by Blogography Gangsta (featuring Snoop Dogg, G-Unit and 50 Cent).


Eatin' out at The Hut,
   Getin' my pizza and sticks.
Jonesin' for a frozen custard,
   Needin' to get in my licks.

Rollin' over to Culver's,
   Dodgin' road construction.
Speedin' down the Sixty,
   Wantin' creamy destruction.

Cruisin' through the drive-thru,
   Handin' over four-nineteen.
Roundin' the corner with my sundae,
   Diggin' the parking lot scene.

Frakin' van parked sideways,
   Takin' up three whole spaces.
Talkin' on her cell phone,
   Hogin' all the shady places.

You ain't even a customer, bitch!
   Gotta be movin' your shit, bitch!
Get the
=beep= out my face, bitch!
   Else I pop a cap in your ass, bitch!

Because I roll like dat.
Because I smoke em' like dat.

Parkin' in the sunshine,
   Soakin' up the heat.
Scarfin' up my custard,
   Meltin' on the seat.

Lookin' over at the talker,
   Lackin' any kind of class.
Dreamin' of my vengeance,
   Beatin' on her cracker ass.

Creepin' past the stupid ho,
   Slidin' my hand to my piece.
Raisin' up my mini Canon,
   Snappin' the shutter release.

Laughin' my ass off as I pass,
   Thankin' digital photography.
Makin' yo inconsiderate ass famous,
   Postin' dis shit on Blogography.

You ain't even a customer, bitch!
   Gotta be movin' your shit, bitch!
Get the
=beep= out my face, bitch!
   Else I pop a cap in your ass, bitch!

Because I roll like dat.
Because I smoke em' like dat.

Because I roll like dat.
Because I smoke em' like dat.


— All lyrics copyright ©2007 by Blogography.

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  1. melina says:

    This is completely awesome…the most awesome rap evah!

  2. bogup says:

    Bitch Got Three Spaces

    priceless, absolutely priceless!
    I’m laughin’ out loud here!!!

  3. sizzle says:

    where is the video that goes with it. now THAT i need to see.

    good work Dave!

  4. ~jtm says:

    Thank you for that much needed laugh today!

  5. Mike says:

    Nicely done.

    Very very nicely done.

  6. Lewis says:

    You do realize that I just can’t let this go…. I mean, if you don’t want me to comment, STOP GIVING ME ALL OF ‘DA FODDER:
    *Slidin’ my hand to my piece
    *Needin’ to get in my licks
    *Wantin’ creamy destruction
    I’ve gotta stop now. This is just too much.
    Damn bitch ho. I’d have slapped the livin’ shit outta da’ mini-van in her.

  7. kilax says:

    Do we get to hear it in person this Saturday?

  8. ChillyWilly says:

    Can’t wait to see the Flash video of Dave and Monkey mixin’ it up with the Three Spaces Bitch.

    You got talent, man.

  9. Dave2 says:

    Thanks everybody.

    Sigh. Lil’ Dave doesn’t look quite gangsta enough though. Maybe if I added some bling…

  10. Hilly says:

    Give Lil Dave a wife beater! 😉

    Seriously awesome….Snoop Davey Dave!

  11. Hol says:

    Very nice. Thanks for the laugh.

  12. Mrs RW says:

    I was going to ask you what the melody was, but then, *duh* there is no melody to gangsta rap.

  13. Caroline says:

    Um. Wow.

  14. Baak says:


    Wow – that definitely made my day! 😀

  15. HolyGirl427 says:

    This is why you are the wind beneath my wings. You should totally submit that photo to

  16. Megan says:

    I would sooo buy your CD….

  17. Iron Fist says:

    Bling does not the gangster make.

    Old English lettering on his tat and his gun make Lil’ Dave plenty gangsta. I imagine this is all Bad Monkey’s influence.

  18. Anthony says:

    Fecking brilliant lol

  19. kapgar says:

    You shoulda pulled up closer so she saw you taking pictures, yo.

    So do you get to call him “Fiddy”? Do you roll like dat?

  20. Avitable says:

    You are such a gangsta!

  21. Wayne says:

    Good stuff, PLUS, I love Culver’s! Can’t beat a butter burger!

  22. Kyra says:

    LMAO, You can only hope she reads your blog. 😉

  23. NYCWD says:

    Great song fo` a white boi n a monkey!

  24. Steve says:

    That’s some serious attitude you got goin’ there, Dave. I can see how she drove you to it, though.

    My favorite bit was “creamy destruction.” Hilly got it right — Snoop Davey Dave. I was trying to morph Ice T into something similar, but Ice Cream D doesn’t have the same rhythm.

  25. Have mercy. The woman is driving a MINIVAN for heaven’s sake. Maybe she’s in there contemplating suicide.

  26. Tracie says:

    You’re a genius, Dave! But you knew that.
    Thanks for the giggles.

  27. Tracy Lynn says:

    I’m mildly disturbed by the mental image of you rapping. Lil’ Dave and Monkey, however, are totally gangsta, and if they don’t make it on a shirt, spoons may very well be flung.

  28. Göran says:

    I think we need you to record this and sell it on iTunes genau!

  29. Jill says:

    People who park like that should have all
    their tires shot. And not with a camera.

    Great job with the song!

  30. Dustin says:

    Lil’ Dave needs an updated arsenal. Revolvers, really?

    Sorry, I’ll cut the snark since my rendition would look like poop on a popsicle stick.

    Whatever restraint you mustered to not side swipe that ho’s mini-van…I salute thee.

  31. jane says:

    Man, you have got mad skillz!

  32. Michelle says:

    Haha i like this new style of rant! Good stuff =D

  33. Patty says:

    Funny! Just ram her with your car. ha, if only. I wanted to do that to an a*shole driver the other day. Yeah, I think I could get my kicks from demolition derby.

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