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Posted on Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Dave!My afternoon was pleasantly interrupted when Bad Robert's Super Deluxe Girlfriend dropped by to return my Batman DVDs.

"Because of you, I've been stuck watching Batman cartoons for the past week... thanks a heap!" she says as she throws the boxes for seasons one and two at my head.

Ordinarily I would launch into a diatribe about how animation is an artform, and how Batman: The Animated Series is one of the best representations of the character outside of the original comics. But any woman who can hold her own against the crazy stuff Bad Robert does is nobody to be trifled with, so I hold my peace...

Batman!

"Thanks!" I say cheerily.

At this point, Super Deluxe Girlfriend scrunches her face a bit and says "Ooh, is somebody in a bad mood today?"

"Wha-? No, I'm good. Why would you say that?" I ask.

"Well, when somebody as notoriously white as you wears black in the summer, it makes you look like you're either going to a funeral or are in a cranky mood."

Err... really? I say, my voice rising at the end in disbelief. "I was going for evil, not cranky."

After an uncomfortably long pause, Super Deluxe Girlfriend says: "Yes, well, maybe if you had an eye patch or something... but I'm not feeling 'evil' here..."

"Fine," I say. "Tell Robert I'll be dropping off Batman seasons 3 & 4 this weekend."

"Ah, now I'm feeling it," she says as she turns to walk out the door.

Hah! THAT aught to teach her to question my evil nature!

"He who is bent on doing evil can never want occasion." — Publilius Syrus

In other news, I saw where Laurence made herself into a Simpsons character, and decided to try it myself. I had to make some slight modifications, but here we are...

Dave Simpson

To make your own fine self into a Simpsons character, visit the official Simpsons Movie site and click on the "Create Your Simpsons Avatar" tab at the top.


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Comments

  1. Michelle says:

    That conversation made me laugh so hard I think I hurt something. Thanks for the link too. Looks like fun.

  2. heh. I made a Simpsons avatar earlier. Cool, eh. I didn’t save mine ‘cuz I ended up looking like a Grade A Dumbass…but still.

  3. Laurence says:

    Batman rules !!!

    You look great !!! Dave2 Simpson is so sexy with the Bad Monkey TeeShirt !

    P.S. I want my Bad Monkey Tee-shirt too (in real life) !

  4. whit says:

    Big fan of the series. Also, I really enjoy the Justice League and JL Unlimited set within that same universe (I think that’s the correct art jargon). I wish they would put out new episodes.

  5. RW says:

    I keep playing the Human Tetris video when I go to Laurence’s. See that one? It’s hilarious!

  6. kapgar says:

    You forgot to Photoshop in the Batman Chucks!

  7. Jeff says:

    Here’s mine, although I couldn’t find any glasses. That’s important because without them how am I supposed to hide my secret identity?

  8. Bre says:

    hehehe – what wicked ways you have!

  9. Karl says:

    As expected, Dave2 Simpson looks incredibly manly and full of Batman glee.

  10. Avitable says:

    No beards? Why wouldn’t they include beards?

    Sigh.

  11. Dan says:

    ohhhhhh… everybody is having more fun that i am.

  12. Bec says:

    Okay – that’s time I wasn’t going to be doing anything else with. I’ll be popping mine in my post tonight when I get it together enough to thing of something to write!
    Dave Simpson looks like he is either afraid of being found out or is hiding something or oooo…. it’s an airport cavity search he’s trying to avoid, yes?!

  13. Dave2 says:

    Michelle… Sure it’s funny when my evil is unleashed on somebody else… but wait until it happens to YOU! Mwah ha ha haaaahhh!

    KG… Well, I already look like a grade-A dumbass, so the Simpsons avatar is actually an improvement.

    Laurence… They should add Bad Monkey T-Shirts to the Simpsons Avatar Maker!

    Whit… I love all the DC Universe cartoons… even Batman Beyond is good.

    RW… No! I will have to look that up!

    Kapgar… And the chocolate pudding.

    Jeff… That’s what Photoshop is for!

    Bre… You have no ideas the extent of my evil! Batman cartoons are but one of the many tools of evil in my arsenal!

    Karl… That’s because he’s secretly Batman!!

    Avitable… Yeah, I had to draw that on myself. Kind of strange how they managed to get so detailed in some areas, but leave out others entirely.

    Dan… You need to head to the Simspons Avatar Maker right away.

    Bec… Keep me in suspense why don’t you!

  14. Caffeinated Librarian says:

    Me (As a Simpsons Character) Nuff said.

  15. Tracy Lynn says:

    I did mine, but you will have to wait till I hook up my printer to see her.

  16. Hilly says:

    How cute yours is! Here is mine and much like me, she’s not taking a picture of her fat ass…just the top, thanks!

    Hilly As A Simpson

  17. Amanda says:

    I didn’t know that’s what wearing black means… I’m awfully white

  18. Wayne says:

    (cue clouds)

    the Dave-sons……

    doooo-Doo-DOO-de-dooo, du du, du doo-de-doo-doooo!

  19. Dan says:

    I did. I just don’t have photoshop to make further edits :-(

  20. Dan says:

    Hey, I was just watching Batman: TAS today as a matter of fact. Best animated series ever? I’d say so.

  21. Wayne says:

    Hey wait a sec. Where’s the Simpsons Liz appearing behind you?

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