Do you ever have those days when the last thing on earth you want to do is write in your blog?
That's me today. Well, maybe it's not the last thing... I mean, I'd rather write in my blog than be kicked in the balls, for example. But it's definitely on my list of things I don't want to do today.
Not that I actually have such a list but, if I did, it would probably look like this...
THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO TODAY...
Yeah. That pretty much sums it up. Hopefully I will feel different tomorrow, otherwise I'll end up having to post naked pictures or something...
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Oh great… now we’ll have to read a dozen women going SQUEEE at the thought of naked pictures of Dave. Oh swell!
SQUEEEEEEEEEE! Have a Blahhhg Day tomorrow, Dave!
(Sorry RW…just couldn’t help myself.)
I’m totally kidding, RW. I was never going to squee. I’m actually more concerned with the fact that I am eating a salad, using my Windows PC, and reading email…all of this after having gone shopping and having cleaned my toilet.
Hrm, I have Dave’s blah day!
i hate cooked cauliflower. actually, i hate all cauliflower.
Hmm see, I KNEW there was an ulterior motive to visiting my blog today! 😉 And it wasn’t the cocoa krispies!
Yeah, I’d still rather be you, instead of the girl with a court order restricting her from writing anything interesting until after her divorce is final.
um, just so you know, i’m going to totally steal this idea for my blog… soon…
Why is it everybody is assuming the naked pictures would be of ME?
More SQUEEE and a side of I know what you mean.
Naked pictures? Just because you can’t find out something else to post on? Hum. And, besides, I can’t believe this is your inclusive list of things you don’t want to do today. What’s wrong with Ann Coulter kicking you in the nuts when you’re bent over cleaning the toilet?
I didn’t really want to write a response to this one, but here I am doing it anyway. Then again, responding to a Dave blog post is not on my “unfav” list.
Oh, and I had cooked cauliflower yesterday.
Peeeeeeuuuuuuwwww — it stunk up the kitchen.
wow. i’ve never wished before that someone wouldn’t write in their blog.
(I don’t like being left out. Though, I totally think you should do it.)
…but Dave didn’t say they would be naked pictures of *him*. What if they are naked pictures of the old people at Denny’s? Ewwwwww.
Ann Coulter thinks about dead people when she’s making love.
Uuuuuuhhhh! I’m telliiiin’! RW started it! It would never have occurred to me to “Squeeee” otherwise– honest!
Holy crap, that’s hilarious. I just found you through the C-trix, and I can tell right away why you two get along so well!
Hilarious. Freakin’ hilarious.
BTW, I’ll take #8, but the rest I’d be happy to do without.
Is this list in order? I like that reading Coulter and watching the 700 club beat out dying.
Well I assumed the nudes would be of you. It will be disappointing if they aren’t.
Well, for today anyway, yes… I would rather die than read a book by Ann Coulter or to watch the 700 Club…
I don’t have a lawyer. I can’t get called in for jury duty. I don’t have balls. I’m too young to die (I wish). I don’t have bills to pay. And, nobody ever sends me e-mail.
(BTW, does anyone ever really listen to politicians?)
So, on the list, does the ordinal arrangement indicate anything? i.e. is the top thing on the list the least thing you want to do, or does the higher number indicate more of a desire to not do that thing?
Maybe everyone’s hoping for the naked pictures to be of you, not assuming. Wishful thinking?
I don’t have balls to be kicked in, but having had jury duty a ridiculous number of times, I can imagine the torture
I would join the Squeee! club… but I’d rather go Wheee!!
I need to be unique.
I like when you don’t want to blog ! Paradoxe… 😀
Well, I don’t say SQUEEE because I don’t know exactely what it means… (I understand with deduction)… But if you find a picture of Dr House naked, I want to see that ! :-p
Residual effects of eating canned spaghetti with corn flakes for breakfast…. *shudder*
Just my feeble attempt to keep Dave from posting naked pictures of himself. If, that is, it was actually under consideration. Otherwise, nevermind.
Nice going RW, now look what you’ve started.
So . . . the naked pictures are gonna be of you, right? I mean, you didn’t say flat out they wouldn’t be so . . . see you tomorrow!!
In the event that you don’t post the naughty photos, please feel free to email them to me.
C’mon Dave! Give the ladies what they want!
That drunken thong photo in April just didn’t cut it!
PS – I hope you don’t feel too violated. I hope you feel just violated enough.
…little taste of hell, Ann Coulter on the 700 Club. I can smell it from here.
Aren’t #1 and #4 the same thing?
I don’t think I care if it is you or not…if its nude, I’ll look. And not in the casual glance way. No, I’ll really look. Although it makes me happier if I have a clue who it is. Happy nudity!
Not that I would ever ‘Squeee’ anyone other than maybe Brad Pitt buffin’ it out, but I’m kinda hopin’ for some nekkid monkey pics.
Gosh, this is a really fun list. Thanks 🙂
Well thanx a lot, Dave. I take a little break from blog-reading, and the day I return to your blog I get my first ever jury summons. #10 on your list I believe.
I guess the silver lining is that I didn’t get a side order of #4.