I am wearing a thong and am entirely too drukn to blog.
Well, what color thong? Don’t leave us wondering!
Where IS this thong? On your head? Or in the usual place where a thong goes? Are you having wedgie issues?
The shortest posts are always the most intriguing.
I got drunk last night, too, and was stepped on by over enthusiastic Norwegian dancing ho’s, got felt up by an overly amorous britsh gentleman, and then saw an overly drunk Scottish friend of mine dump his beer over a woman’s head.
Good times. Good times.
I love the dedication. No day can go un-blogged. Excellent work!
Show us the money!!! … I mean… the thong!!!
Dave’s a drunk thonger!
I have deja vu of a very bad one night stand.
Where he was wearing a thong.
Does it have sequins?
Here’s hoping it’s black leather with a zipper and/or studs 😀
That’s better than wearing a tongh while being entirely too blog to dunkr.
And yet you only misspelled one word in that sentence. I often misspell more than that sober!
Hopefully there is a nice little story that goes along with the thong and the alcohol that you will share with all of us…if you survive your hangover today.
The one entry that screams for a picture, Dave.
At least you blogged. I got home and had drunk sex.
You need to do something about the thong, but check out me site and I could help..lol
where is the photo!?
Ha ha ha!!
Oh man, I hope there is a Lil’ Dave cartoon pending. 🙂
Boy would I like to see pictures of that.
Rock on, Captain Thong!
Good for you. You should always floss before bed.
please god, let there be photos…
I found your blog a while back during one of those nights spent clicking on people’s blog rolls and I lost track of how I got her. I’m glad I did!
I can’t wait to read about the story behind this one. Do share!
Wow, we’ll need an illustration of that later!! Whoo-hoo!
This is gonna be good, for sure.
well, it was friday the 13th. stranger things have happened.
Well, if that doesn’t scream davetoon, I don’t know what does… not sure why, but bad monkey and bananas come to mind.
just goes to show you, a post does not have to be long to be brilliant!
This has got to be one of Dave’s shortest posts ever (and with the most spelling/grammer issues), but that doesn’t stop the comments!!! 🙂
I don’t come here one day !!! And you are drunk !!!
How is that possible ? 😀
I demand photographic evidence.
I was drukn last night… minus the thong.
Although I did see part of a thong on someone that was dancing to karaoke. Does that count?
If only this had been one of those “photo-poem” posts.
Your readers are obsessed. You could post nothing but a string of punctuation marks and get 42 comments.