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Posted on Saturday, April 14th, 2007

Dave!Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks. I actually did realize that I had misspelled "drunk" as "drukn" in last night's entry. But instead of posting an edit, I accidentally posted a duplicate copy. After I realized that I had made two entries, I went to delete the one with the misspelling, but accidentally deleted the one that was corrected instead.

Okay, I guess that actually is as bad as it looks.

But what's surprising here is not my drunken behavior. It's the fact that everybody in the comments wants to see a picture of me wearing a thong. I'm guessing this would not have been the case had I mentioned is was a ladies thong. Naturally, this being the age of digital cameras and such, photos were taken...

Dave Thong

And yes, I was wearing the thong over my jeans because, even in a drunken state, I realize that nobody wants to actually see a guy wearing a ladies thong. It's not even remotely "cute" because your junk would be all hanging out...

Dave Thong

Now, had it been a mens thong with a proper pouch for my kibble and bits, then I probably would have taken my jeans off first.

I'm classy like that.

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  1. bogup says:

    I’m classy like that.

    And that is why we call you, Your Highness!

  2. kristin says:

    Now THAT

    is hot.

    I may swoon.

  3. Eileen Dover says:

    All my fantasies of you have now come true.


  4. Sheila says:

    Perfect! Thanks! 😀

  5. Kyra says:

    So, what you’re saying is that in order to get sexy photos of you in a thong, us ladies need to pull together and buy you a men’s thong (of our considerable choice) and send it to you.

    Right, then. 😉 Must go shopping now…

  6. Laurence says:

    I don’t come here two days and you was really wearing a thong !!!
    How is that possible ? HOW ? 😀

    P.S. I love all… The photo !!! The Lil’Dave’s Gross Reality !!! ALL !!! 😉

  7. Jeff says:

    So is there’s a pussy on the front of this thong to identify that it’s a woman’s? Of course that only begs the question – what would be on the front of a man’s thong?

  8. Avitable says:

    And whose thong was it?

  9. Andre says:

    wow…a red devil thong and don’t get me wrong, but on the photo it looks a little wet in the center 😉

  10. Karl says:

    The devil made you do it, I see.

  11. You censored it! How are we supposed to judge the gross reality if we can’t SEE it?

    *Grumble* Highly disappointing.

  12. Hilly says:

    Uhmmmm, when are you coming to California next? I have a “present” for you ;).

  13. Eve says:

    he he, he he

    :::laughing like Beavis and Butthead:::

  14. shari says:

    Gee, I don’t really see the big deal.

    OHHHHH. Right. That’s the point, isn’t it? Well, next time I see you in a thong, I want to see the Big Deal, dammit.

  15. RW says:

    I’m trying to figure out who took the picture…

  16. kapgar says:

    Even with the jeans it’s still disturbing.

  17. Karen says:

    Dude. Nice cockhammock – though, I’m pretty sure that’s a jelly bean hammock. Or something.

    I like when you get drukn.

  18. Michelle says:

    I wanna know how to get in on the “buy Dave some man-sized thongs”. Kyra?? Anyone?? :o)

  19. Hilly says:

    Michelle and Kyra – Seriously, let’s get a Paypal collection going and get him a serious “man-pouch”!

    I smell a dare coming on…sniff sniff.

  20. Dave2 says:

    The operative word here is “probably,” but at no time did I say that I would be having photos taken in a “man thong.”


  21. ChillyWilly says:

    You know, since that pic doesn’t show a face, that thong-wearing person could be anyone.

    Now’s your chance to pass this one off… like farting in a crowded elevator.

  22. Mooselet says:

    Well, I’m in for the donations to buy Dave a real thong. I bet if we threw some Coke with Lime his way he’d do it.

  23. karla says:

    So is that your theme thong?

  24. DutchBitch says:

    Despite your plausible explanation for wearing jeans underneath them… I am still kinda bummed about you not going all the way.. *sigh*

  25. Greg says:

    Classy indeed. I’m a big fan of the thong/fanny pack combo, though I’ve never seen it live in person. I’m not sure why.

  26. Stacey says:

    So many questions . . . but do I really want to know the answers?

  27. yellojkt says:

    Not to mention the extra extra grooming required for a guy to wear a thong.

  28. Iron Fist says:

    What I want to know is, would you have been classy enough to shave first, or are you one of those guys from the “au naturel” school of thought?

  29. TSM says:

    Indeed, who is behind the camera?

    I’m very curious, and would most probably contribute to a paypal account for Dave’s thong.

    Send me info, Hilly!

  30. Bre says:

    Wow. I didn’t even know they made thongs for men!

  31. Catherine says:

    Bah! We do not like that euphemism for a dude’s junk! “Kibble..” etc. NO! We vote no, and may we point out that we are a big fan of men’s junk. It is a language thing; we are also a big fan of language.

  32. diane says:

    I would just like to state for the record I intentionally requested a cartoon representation and NOT a photo! Not because I have anything against your junk Dave, but good lord, I cannot think of a single man on the web I would want to see in a thong!

  33. MotherReader says:

    Very glad to see the phrase “kibbles and bits” getting some play. I saw it over at go Fug Yourself and have been hoping against hope that it would be the new hot term of the decade. It’s just so descriptive and friendly sounding.

    That all said, I’ll pass on you actually wearing the thong, like, for real.

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