Honestly, it's not as bad as it looks. I actually did realize that I had misspelled "drunk" as "drukn" in last night's entry. But instead of posting an edit, I accidentally posted a duplicate copy. After I realized that I had made two entries, I went to delete the one with the misspelling, but accidentally deleted the one that was corrected instead.
Okay, I guess that actually is as bad as it looks.
But what's surprising here is not my drunken behavior. It's the fact that everybody in the comments wants to see a picture of me wearing a thong. I'm guessing this would not have been the case had I mentioned is was a ladies thong. Naturally, this being the age of digital cameras and such, photos were taken...
And yes, I was wearing the thong over my jeans because, even in a drunken state, I realize that nobody wants to actually see a guy wearing a ladies thong. It's not even remotely "cute" because your junk would be all hanging out...
Now, had it been a mens thong with a proper pouch for my kibble and bits, then I probably would have taken my jeans off first.
I'm classy like that.
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I’m classy like that.
And that is why we call you, Your Highness!
Now THAT
is hot.
I may swoon.
All my fantasies of you have now come true.
:sigh:
Perfect! Thanks! 😀
So, what you’re saying is that in order to get sexy photos of you in a thong, us ladies need to pull together and buy you a men’s thong (of our considerable choice) and send it to you.
Right, then. 😉 Must go shopping now…
I don’t come here two days and you was really wearing a thong !!!
How is that possible ? HOW ? 😀
P.S. I love all… The photo !!! The Lil’Dave’s Gross Reality !!! ALL !!! 😉
So is there’s a pussy on the front of this thong to identify that it’s a woman’s? Of course that only begs the question – what would be on the front of a man’s thong?
And whose thong was it?
wow…a red devil thong and don’t get me wrong, but on the photo it looks a little wet in the center 😉
The devil made you do it, I see.
You censored it! How are we supposed to judge the gross reality if we can’t SEE it?
*Grumble* Highly disappointing.
Uhmmmm, when are you coming to California next? I have a “present” for you ;).
he he, he he
:::laughing like Beavis and Butthead:::
Gee, I don’t really see the big deal.
OHHHHH. Right. That’s the point, isn’t it? Well, next time I see you in a thong, I want to see the Big Deal, dammit.
saucy.
I’m trying to figure out who took the picture…
Even with the jeans it’s still disturbing.
Dude. Nice cockhammock – though, I’m pretty sure that’s a jelly bean hammock. Or something.
I like when you get drukn.
I wanna know how to get in on the “buy Dave some man-sized thongs”. Kyra?? Anyone?? :o)
Michelle and Kyra – Seriously, let’s get a Paypal collection going and get him a serious “man-pouch”!
I smell a dare coming on…sniff sniff.
The operative word here is “probably,” but at no time did I say that I would be having photos taken in a “man thong.”
😉
You know, since that pic doesn’t show a face, that thong-wearing person could be anyone.
Now’s your chance to pass this one off… like farting in a crowded elevator.
Well, I’m in for the donations to buy Dave a real thong. I bet if we threw some Coke with Lime his way he’d do it.
So is that your theme thong?
Despite your plausible explanation for wearing jeans underneath them… I am still kinda bummed about you not going all the way.. *sigh*
Classy indeed. I’m a big fan of the thong/fanny pack combo, though I’ve never seen it live in person. I’m not sure why.
So many questions . . . but do I really want to know the answers?
Not to mention the extra extra grooming required for a guy to wear a thong.
What I want to know is, would you have been classy enough to shave first, or are you one of those guys from the “au naturel” school of thought?
Indeed, who is behind the camera?
I’m very curious, and would most probably contribute to a paypal account for Dave’s thong.
Send me info, Hilly!
Wow. I didn’t even know they made thongs for men!
Bah! We do not like that euphemism for a dude’s junk! “Kibble..” etc. NO! We vote no, and may we point out that we are a big fan of men’s junk. It is a language thing; we are also a big fan of language.
I would just like to state for the record I intentionally requested a cartoon representation and NOT a photo! Not because I have anything against your junk Dave, but good lord, I cannot think of a single man on the web I would want to see in a thong!
Very glad to see the phrase “kibbles and bits” getting some play. I saw it over at go Fug Yourself and have been hoping against hope that it would be the new hot term of the decade. It’s just so descriptive and friendly sounding.
That all said, I’ll pass on you actually wearing the thong, like, for real.