Oh look, it's my birthday today.
This year I give myself the gift of a day off from writing in my blog...
It would be hard to top last year anyway.
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Happy Birthday, Dave!
Have a Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birfday dude.
Happy Birthday Dave
happy birthday! you’re right – after reading last year’s post, i think it would be tough to top.
try not to die, by the way. people who die on their birthdays bum me out.
Well, I’m over here because I’ve been lurking around the past few days (you can thank Sizz and Karl), and I’m far too polite to see it is your birthday and wish you well.
So, many gooey Reese’s PB Cups to you.
Happy B-Day big guy!
Happy Birthday!
Happy 20th annual 21st birthday!
Even though I already wished you a Happy Birthday on your previous entry and on Facebook, another one won’t hurt.
So Happy Birthday. Don’t bust you hip on your most special of days 🙂 (It’s an old age joke – I knew you’d get it) 🙂
Oh so you didn’t forget. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday !
Joyeux Anniversaire, Dave ! 🙂
Happy Birthday, Dave! You deserve all the best things in life = maybe coke will bring back “with lime” this year?! Oh, we can only hope!
Happy birthday, Dave! I got myself a Gravatar to celebrate your birthday! 😀
happy birthday!!
happy birthday!!!
Happy birthday, Dave! I hope you’re having a molto groovy day!
Happy Birthday, dude! You share your day with my 90 year old grandmother and my ex-boyfriend Morelli. Don’t know whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing…
😉
Regardless, congrats on another year. May it be filled with bottomless drinks, good fortune, loyal friends, and fabulous women (who won’t laugh at you TOO much when your loyal friends have the good fortune to get you toasted on bottomless drinks).
Happy birthday Dave! Wheever I see you next I will buy you a belated birthday beer. 🙂
Best wishes … and don’t let the monkey eat all the cake on its own.
The third time is the charm….Happy Birthday Dave!
Whatup man, Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday!
I was going to bake you a great big cake and then jump out of it topless…but I’m not that good at baking. And I don’t like my nipples sticky. Sorry.
Might as well post on the birthday boy’s page too! :o) Have fun celebrating!
41…well, that explains the problems with contact lenses. Yup, old eyes do that to you. Don’t bother with bifocal contact lenses. They work for a year at most because the near-vision worsens much quicker than the far-vision.
Acquaint yourself with a pair of really hot feather-light gradient bifocals. Your eyes will thank you.
PS: Happy Birthday!
Oi! Happy Birthday!
as i said on snackie’s tribute post to you- happy birthday! hell, take the whole weekend off. (though i would miss bullet point sundays.)
xoxo
sizz
Many Happy Returns of The Day! I’ll come around with the popped balloon in the honey jar later , ok?
Happy Birthday Dave!!!!
Hope you have/had a wonderful one.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Dave!
Happy Birthday!!! 🙂
I refuse to wish you a happy birthday unless I get some fucking cake.
Best wishes to you on your birthday!
Happy Birthday, Dave. I hope you have a great one.
Hope you had a great day!
Happy Birthday Dave! I hope you had a relaxing one!
Happy Birthday Dave!
I can’t believe that you’re 41 you really look like someone in their 30s, maximum mid 30s. Hope you had/have an amazing day. Keep those great posts coming (after your special day that is)!
Well, while everyone is commemorating this momentous occasion by saying Happy Birthday… I can see by your crumpled party hat and black balloon that you’re less than enthralled about having another birthday, so I’d like to take the opportunity to wish you a Happy World Tuberculosis Day instead!!!
Love
RMB
Oh dear me, sorry Dave. I missed ya. Happy Birthday all the same.
Today is the day!
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Da-ave,
Happy Birthday to yoooouuuuuuuuu…..
Now send Bad Monkey over with some of that cake, or I will be forced to sing again.
Geesh, would you give a girl some warning? What if I had a present I wanted to send you? Yah….
Happy Birfday to you
Happy Birfday to you
You smell like a Monkey
And you have Bad Monkey too!
Aw nuts, I just missed it…okay, I am now going back in time about 6 hours to raise the evening’s first glass of Belgian ale to you and your special day! Here I go! *woosh*
(Hope it was happy!)
Quick! Send the cake! 😉
*** Happy Birthday, Dave!! ***
Man, I wasn’t a blogographer when that previous b-day post was up – HILARIOUS!! 😀
Happy birthday! 😀
/ The Lurker
Hey, happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to you! Have a great day. x
Happy Birthday Dave!! Hope it was excellent.
Happy birthday 🙂
A big ol’ happy birthday to you, my friend!
Happy B-day Dave!
Happy Birthday Dave. (I think you should make Avi dance for the cake :o)
Happy Birthday for yesterday! Hope you had a great day.
Happy Birthday!!!
Many happy returns of the day….
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Lucky for you, you still have full control of your mental facilties as well as your striking good looks. I look forward to reading about who popped out of your cake and gave you a pleasant death this year, lol.
Belated felicitations on your natal anniversary!
I would have posted this yesterday, but I gave myself the day off from reading your blog. Of course, then it wouldn’t have started with “belated.”
Oh, and in regard to glasses and contacts and being over 40, I have one word for you: MONOVISION. Beats the living shit out of bifocals, in the eye or out.
I think Chase talking about sticky nipples is probably the best bday present you could’ve gotten!
Hope you had a good one!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Dave!
Been a fan of your cute ‘lil dave and bad monkey toons for a long time.
Wish that you’d have a wicked awesome birthday bash this year. 😛
Happy Birthday, Dave2!
What are you now…..21? Time for your first drink. Hope it’s a happy, safe, and successful one. Cheers
Happy Birthday!! I hope this year brings you everything your heart desires.
Happy Birthday!
As I said at Karl’s b’day post to you – it’s all downhill from here… But hope you had a swell day just the same!
Happy happy Birthday!!! 🙂
Happy Birthday and all the best.
As I’m from Amsterdam I might invite you to celebrate at a downtown coffeeshop 😉
Have a great one, Dave!
Happy Belated Birthday, Dave!
Hope you had a good time celebrating here in the big city! I better check the Times and P-I to see if your shenanigans made the headlines.
Many happy, healthy returns of the day!
happy birthday dave!
and and and, this also marks my first year anniversary of reading your blog.
YAY!
*confetti!*
Happy Birthday, Dave.
Forever late to the party. I’m one of those people who doesn’t read your blog on the weekend 😉
Anyway – H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y D A V E ! ! !
41 looks great. Hope you had an awesome birthday!
Happy Birthday! =)
Happy late birthday! Bad Monkey hid the other 40 candles.
Hope you had a wonderful day! Cheers!
Happy Birthday! =)
hope your b-day was filled with lots of pizza and coke with lime! and perhaps a beer or two…
I missed it dammit. Hope it was a good one Dave
Awww man, I knew I shoulda checked in over the weekend. Happy Birthday, tootsie pop.
Happy birthday, Dave!
Hippo Birdie Two Ewes