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Posted on Saturday, March 24th, 2007

Dave!Oh look, it's my birthday today.

This year I give myself the gift of a day off from writing in my blog...

Dave Birthday

It would be hard to top last year anyway.

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  1. Kyra says:

    Happy Birthday, Dave!

  2. Have a Happy Birthday!!!

  3. Karl says:

    Happy birfday dude.

  4. Bridgette says:

    Happy Birthday Dave

  5. Lara says:

    happy birthday! you’re right – after reading last year’s post, i think it would be tough to top.

    try not to die, by the way. people who die on their birthdays bum me out.

  6. Eileen Dover says:

    Well, I’m over here because I’ve been lurking around the past few days (you can thank Sizz and Karl), and I’m far too polite to see it is your birthday and wish you well.

    So, many gooey Reese’s PB Cups to you.

  7. Rob says:

    Happy B-Day big guy!

  8. Kellie says:

    Happy Birthday!

  9. Happy 20th annual 21st birthday!

  10. Troy says:

    Even though I already wished you a Happy Birthday on your previous entry and on Facebook, another one won’t hurt.

    So Happy Birthday. Don’t bust you hip on your most special of days 🙂 (It’s an old age joke – I knew you’d get it) 🙂

  11. MRKisThatKid says:

    Oh so you didn’t forget. Happy Birthday!

  12. Laurence says:

    Happy Birthday !
    Joyeux Anniversaire, Dave ! 🙂

  13. Bec says:

    Happy Birthday, Dave! You deserve all the best things in life = maybe coke will bring back “with lime” this year?! Oh, we can only hope!

  14. Firda says:

    Happy birthday, Dave! I got myself a Gravatar to celebrate your birthday! 😀

  15. jodi says:

    happy birthday!!

  16. ally says:

    happy birthday!!!

  17. claire says:

    Happy birthday, Dave! I hope you’re having a molto groovy day!

  18. Happy Birthday, dude! You share your day with my 90 year old grandmother and my ex-boyfriend Morelli. Don’t know whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing…


    Regardless, congrats on another year. May it be filled with bottomless drinks, good fortune, loyal friends, and fabulous women (who won’t laugh at you TOO much when your loyal friends have the good fortune to get you toasted on bottomless drinks).

  19. diane says:

    Happy birthday Dave! Wheever I see you next I will buy you a belated birthday beer. 🙂

  20. ssp says:

    Best wishes … and don’t let the monkey eat all the cake on its own.

  21. Hilly says:

    The third time is the charm….Happy Birthday Dave!

  22. The Chad says:

    Whatup man, Happy Birthday.

  23. Chase says:

    Happy Birthday!

    I was going to bake you a great big cake and then jump out of it topless…but I’m not that good at baking. And I don’t like my nipples sticky. Sorry.

  24. Foo says:

    Might as well post on the birthday boy’s page too! :o) Have fun celebrating!

  25. Mrs RW says:

    41…well, that explains the problems with contact lenses. Yup, old eyes do that to you. Don’t bother with bifocal contact lenses. They work for a year at most because the near-vision worsens much quicker than the far-vision.

    Acquaint yourself with a pair of really hot feather-light gradient bifocals. Your eyes will thank you.

    PS: Happy Birthday!

  26. Iron Fist says:

    Oi! Happy Birthday!

  27. sizzle says:

    as i said on snackie’s tribute post to you- happy birthday! hell, take the whole weekend off. (though i would miss bullet point sundays.)


  28. Tracy Lynn says:

    Many Happy Returns of The Day! I’ll come around with the popped balloon in the honey jar later , ok?

  29. Bogup says:

    Happy Birthday Dave!!!!
    Hope you have/had a wonderful one.

  30. Jill says:

    Happy Birthday!

  31. Chag says:

    Happy Birthday, Dave!

  32. lizriz says:

    Happy Birthday!!! 🙂

  33. Avitable says:

    I refuse to wish you a happy birthday unless I get some fucking cake.

  34. undisciplined says:

    Best wishes to you on your birthday!

  35. Michelle says:

    Happy Birthday, Dave. I hope you have a great one.

  36. Mad William says:

    Hope you had a great day!

  37. Nicole says:

    Happy Birthday Dave! I hope you had a relaxing one!

  38. andi says:

    Happy Birthday Dave!

    I can’t believe that you’re 41 you really look like someone in their 30s, maximum mid 30s. Hope you had/have an amazing day. Keep those great posts coming (after your special day that is)!

  39. borysSNORC says:

    Well, while everyone is commemorating this momentous occasion by saying Happy Birthday… I can see by your crumpled party hat and black balloon that you’re less than enthralled about having another birthday, so I’d like to take the opportunity to wish you a Happy World Tuberculosis Day instead!!!

  40. RW says:

    Oh dear me, sorry Dave. I missed ya. Happy Birthday all the same.

  41. Stephanie P says:

    Today is the day!

  42. Mooselet says:

    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday to you,
    Happy Birthday dear Da-ave,
    Happy Birthday to yoooouuuuuuuuu…..

    Now send Bad Monkey over with some of that cake, or I will be forced to sing again.

  43. margalit says:

    Geesh, would you give a girl some warning? What if I had a present I wanted to send you? Yah….

    Happy Birfday to you
    Happy Birfday to you
    You smell like a Monkey
    And you have Bad Monkey too!

  44. Alexis says:

    Aw nuts, I just missed it…okay, I am now going back in time about 6 hours to raise the evening’s first glass of Belgian ale to you and your special day! Here I go! *woosh*

    (Hope it was happy!)

  45. Kapha says:

    Quick! Send the cake! 😉

    *** Happy Birthday, Dave!! ***

    Man, I wasn’t a blogographer when that previous b-day post was up – HILARIOUS!! 😀

  46. Malin says:

    Happy birthday! 😀
    / The Lurker

  47. Melanie says:

    Hey, happy birthday!

  48. serap says:

    Happy Birthday to you! Have a great day. x

  49. suze says:

    Happy Birthday Dave!! Hope it was excellent.

  50. caramaena says:

    Happy birthday 🙂

  51. kapgar says:

    A big ol’ happy birthday to you, my friend!

  52. Mike says:

    Happy B-day Dave!

  53. Michelle says:

    Happy Birthday Dave. (I think you should make Avi dance for the cake :o)

  54. Kate1976 says:

    Happy Birthday for yesterday! Hope you had a great day.

  55. Denise says:

    Happy Birthday!!!

  56. ~jtm says:

    Many happy returns of the day….

  57. Eve says:

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Lucky for you, you still have full control of your mental facilties as well as your striking good looks. I look forward to reading about who popped out of your cake and gave you a pleasant death this year, lol.

  58. SJ says:

    Belated felicitations on your natal anniversary!

    I would have posted this yesterday, but I gave myself the day off from reading your blog. Of course, then it wouldn’t have started with “belated.”

    Oh, and in regard to glasses and contacts and being over 40, I have one word for you: MONOVISION. Beats the living shit out of bifocals, in the eye or out.

  59. adena says:

    I think Chase talking about sticky nipples is probably the best bday present you could’ve gotten!

    Hope you had a good one!

  60. Robin says:

    Happy Birthday!

  61. Michi says:

    Happy Birthday Dave!

    Been a fan of your cute ‘lil dave and bad monkey toons for a long time.

    Wish that you’d have a wicked awesome birthday bash this year. 😛

  62. Dave3 says:

    Happy Birthday, Dave2!

  63. Lewis says:

    What are you now…..21? Time for your first drink. Hope it’s a happy, safe, and successful one. Cheers

  64. stephanie says:

    Happy Birthday!! I hope this year brings you everything your heart desires.

  65. Tobi says:

    Happy Birthday!

  66. Laurel says:

    As I said at Karl’s b’day post to you – it’s all downhill from here… But hope you had a swell day just the same!

  67. kilax says:

    Happy happy Birthday!!! 🙂

  68. Andre says:

    Happy Birthday and all the best.
    As I’m from Amsterdam I might invite you to celebrate at a downtown coffeeshop 😉

  69. Cavan says:

    Have a great one, Dave!

  70. Suzanne says:

    Happy Belated Birthday, Dave!

    Hope you had a good time celebrating here in the big city! I better check the Times and P-I to see if your shenanigans made the headlines.

    Many happy, healthy returns of the day!

  71. rae says:

    happy birthday dave!
    and and and, this also marks my first year anniversary of reading your blog.

  72. ChillyWilly says:

    Happy Birthday, Dave.

  73. Jeff says:

    Forever late to the party. I’m one of those people who doesn’t read your blog on the weekend 😉

    Anyway – H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y D A V E ! ! !

  74. 41 looks great. Hope you had an awesome birthday!

  75. Shannon says:

    Happy Birthday! =)

  76. yellojkt says:

    Happy late birthday! Bad Monkey hid the other 40 candles.

  77. Glenda says:

    Hope you had a wonderful day! Cheers!

  78. Shannon says:

    Happy Birthday! =)

  79. jenny says:

    hope your b-day was filled with lots of pizza and coke with lime! and perhaps a beer or two…

  80. Anthony says:

    I missed it dammit. Hope it was a good one Dave

  81. Tonya says:

    Awww man, I knew I shoulda checked in over the weekend. Happy Birthday, tootsie pop.

  82. Mr. K. says:

    Happy birthday, Dave!

  83. Hippo Birdie Two Ewes

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