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Posted on Friday, January 6th, 2006

Dave!A personal message to Pat Robertson.

Shut up.

Shut up, shut up, shut up.


Please. Seriously. Shut the f#@% up.

Or die.

Yes, just die. Dying would be good on you.

Pat Robinson George Bush Half Brain

How in the heck did such a total ass-biting tool ever... EVER... develop such a large following? I mean, was there a point in the past where he was actually sane, and his followers have just decided to stick it out through his declining crazy years? Or has he always be a nut-job? How can anybody who consistently preaches such a freaky, hateful, racist, warped version of scripture have such appeal?

Personally, I don't really care about Robertson or his wacky cult of followers. If he was just spouting his crap from the pulpit of a rural church somewhere, it wouldn't bother me a bit. But he has his own television network, and is a prominent religious leader (or whatever), so the stupid shit he says gets put out in the world.

And then the world thinks that Americans are even more nuts than we actually are.

We sure don't need any more of THAT going on just now.

So please Pat.


Pat, please... shut up and die already.

BLOGDATE: April 15, 2005
In which Dave ponders the ever-declining value of the US Dollar, and tries to graph out how our currency is inexplicably and inversely linked to the price of toilet paper.
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  1. Patrick says:

    Man, am I glad that we don’t have those kinds of nut jobs inside our borders. We have the odd little religious nut, but they’re just cute.

  2. Dave2 says:

    Pat Robertson is scary, because he (and the people who follow him) actually BELIEVE that they are doing the work of God.

    I figure it’s only fair that since he prays for God to kill people, that I wish him the same fate.

  3. Kevin says:

    Yes, he’s always been a nutjob. Just somewhat more subdued in the past. Can we subdue him again?

  4. Cavan says:

    Exactly what I thought when I read about it. But, hey, doesn’t it say somewhere in the Bible that you’re not supposed to say you know God’s will?

    Maybe he’s next on the Big G’s hitlist.

  5. theMike says:

    Hmm, better him the Fred Phelps having his own network eh?

  6. Annette says:

    Half? I’m surprised that any brain at all can be found in either place! What’s more, why does Pat Robertson get the air time? Money talks? More crazies with money than we realize!

  7. Michelle says:

    Kevin, when you say ‘subdue him’, do you mean with the use of a tranquilizer gun? Or even something a little more harmful?…..please?

  8. Belinda says:

    No, no, Dave–not DIE. What is appropriate here is that his house burns down, or he develops a debilitated ailment or disfigurement, so that we can all ask him what he did to deserve having the wrath of God brought down upon him. Because, you know, bad things ONLY happen to those who deserve it. Right?

    It’s way past time for Pat to be put out to crazy-pasture.

  9. Gogo says:

    Can I quote Websters?

    One entry found for senility.

    Main Entry: se·nil·i·ty
    Pronunciation: si-‘ni-l&-tE also se-
    Function: noun
    : the quality or state of being senile; specifically : the physical and mental infirmity of old age

    I’m hoping this is the case for Pat Robertson. These religions sometimes wonder why people are so turned off. He defied the will of God by dividing Israel so this is why he suffered from a stroke? Man, if so, Sharon should have had this attack years ago. Maybe he’s old Pat..maybe one too many cholesterol laden foods or just stress or maybe this is what is written in the book that he leaves this earth with. We’re all going to leave this earth one way or the other and not all of us will be lucky to just die in our sleep. I hope your healthy as an ox Pat.
    I feel better now..:)..take care

  10. delmer says:

    Lou Rawls died of cancer yesterday — he was 72.

    I haven’t had a chance to watch much TV today … what’s Pat saying that Lou did to piss the Lord off?

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