Blogography Logo



Posted on Wednesday, October 5th, 2005

Dave!Today was not the best day ever.

I had a major data loss that took two full hours to recover from, and things just went downhill from there.

Even after work had ended, things continued to suck. I went to the Mini Mart for some popcorn to enjoy during Veronica Mars tonight, only to find out that some moron had parked his piece-of-shit car across two spaces, meaning I couldn't park in front. Then when I left, I had to follow his white-trash redneck ass, only to have him stop in the middle of the street so he could open the car door and puke on the pavement.

That would have been bad enough, but when I turned to go around him, I got stuck behind some idiot going 15mph in a 25mph zone. Then when I finally got home, the electricity went out, so my TiVo had to power up again, which takes like... FOREVER... so the day of suckage continues.

After all that, I was almost afraid to check my email. But then I get an announcement from Apple that the entire Bad Boy catalog is now available exclusively on the iTunes Music Store!


Cool! This means I can finally purchase such classics as Niggas Gonna Die by Shyne, Me and My Bitch by The Notorious B.I.G., and Goin' Be Some Shit by The Lox!

Life is good after all!

Categories: DaveLife 2005Click To It: Permalink


  1. Anthony says:

    15mph?! I can crawl faster than that.

  2. delmer says:

    Do you know, offhand, if Smack my Bitch Up is on the album?

  3. Troy says:

    Sweet. All the rap I could ever not want at my fingertips!!!

    Hope you’re having a better day today.

  4. Dave2 says:

    “Smack My Bitch Up” wasn’t on Bad Boy Records… that’s a classic song by Prodigy, and I’m not sure what label he records on.

  5. jenny says:

    Hope you day is better, love and best wishes from Texas!

  6. lizriz says:

    And then you learned that peeps in L.A. were treated to a BASEBALL GAME instead of Veronica Mars, and you felt all better and stuff.

    The End.


  7. melina says:

    Awwww, dat shite is tiiiiight Dave….I’m so sharing the news about the Bad Boy catalog availability with my son…just in time for him to d/l and share it with his homies, hoes, and biatches for Homecoming this weekend.

    Thanks Dave…ye…

  8. Belinda says:

    You are correct…the TiVo having to power up from scratch is MADDENING. I think that might be when the technology is scanning our brains and then forwarding the info to the CIA, or Major League Baseball or whoever. Also majorly annoying is heavy cloud-cover, when our satellite modem goes out and we have no television OR internet and have to read actual books or just start some random argument to pass the time. Also annoying that the only “host” we can get for our satellite modem is AOL. Just so you don’t feel too alone in your misery.

Add a Comment


I love comments! However, all comments are moderated, and won't appear until approved. Are you an abusive troll with nothing to contribute? Don't bother. Selling something? Don't bother. Spam linking? Don't bother.
PLEASE NOTE: My comment-spam protection requires JavaScript... if you have it turned off or are using a mobile device without JavaScript, commenting won't work. Sorry.



Your personal information is optional. Email addresses are never shown, and are only used by me if a public reply would be too personal or inappropriate here. The URL link to your web site or blog will be provided, so only fill this in if you want people to visit!



Blogography is a place to learn and grow by exposing yourself to the mind of David Simmer II, a brilliant commentator on world events and popular culture (or so he claims).
Dave FAQ:
Frequently Asked Questions
Dave Contact:
Blogography Webfeeds:
Atom Entries Feed
Comments Feed
translate me
flags of the world!
lost & found
Search Blogography:
thrice fiction
Thrice Fiction Magazine - March, 2011 - THE END
I'm co-founder of Thrice Fiction magazine. Come check us out!
hard rock moment
Visit DaveCafe for my Hard Rock Cafe travel journal!
travel picto-gram
Visit my travel map to see where I have been in this world!
Blogography Badge
Atom Syndicate Badge
Comments Syndicate Badge
Apple Safari Badge
Pirate's Booty Badge
Macintosh Badge
All content copyright ©2003-2022
by David Simmer II
Creative Commons License
This weblog is licensed under
a Creative Commons License.
ssl security