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Posted on Sunday, August 14th, 2005

Dave!Roast: I'm in the middle of watching the Pamela Anderson Roast on Comedy Central. She went bra-less in a sheer black top, which is probably a good thing because her enormous breasts helped to distract people from Courtney Love going crazy beside her. I can never tell if that crazy bitch has had too many drugs or not enough. UPDATE: Courtney has just taken the stage. Since she claims to have been sober for a year now, I'm guessing that the answer is "not enough drugs." Quick, somebody get her a crack pipe before she tears up the joint!

Genital: I'm not a real censorship kind of guy, but should you really be allowed to say the words "genital herpes" on television commercials? Even if I had herpes, this is not something I would want to self-medicate for (though I would like to be able to choose who is applying the medication).

Walken 2008: He's got my vote! It's time for more cowbell in the White House.

Syndicate: After my rant endorsing "web feeds," I received an email telling me that "RSS is a cornerstone of Web 2.0" and people like me are "holding back progress of the new internet." I actually had to Google "Web 2.0" to figure out what in the f#@% he was talking about. I have since decided that he's full of crap, and anybody using the term "Web 2.0" is trying to sell you tickets to an internet marketing seminar. Tool.

Noise: When I wrote my previous post asking how long it would be before people started firing away at noisy people since they were already firing away at noisy car alarms, I didn't know that the answer would be "the next day." 2005's Marine of the Year decided to take care of some noisy people outside his home by firing a shotgun at them. My hero. Give him another medal. Perhaps if this keeps up, drunken dumbasses will think twice before interrupting somebody's sleep.

Goodnight: And speaking of sleep, it's time to take some pills and try to get some.

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  1. Patrick says:

    Poor guy that e-mailed you about “web 2.0” and RSS. Didn’t you just tell him he’s the one holding back the progress of the new internet when he himself isn’t endorsing Atom 1.0… 🙂

    Although Walken’s campaign site is sooo boring, I agree that the White House could do really well with some more cow bell.

  2. PeggyArcher says:

    I’d rather see ads for herpes medication than the ones that start out with the line “Mom, do you ever get that not-so-fresh-feeling?”


  3. Dave2 says:

    I’m thinking that “Walken 2008” is a joke. But in the back of my head I’m thinking he would be a kick-ass President! 🙂

    Fresh as a Summer’s Eve! I think those commercials are hysterical. Though Bob Dole for Viagra is even funnier.

  4. Omar says:

    Christopher Walken would never resort to Viagra commercials. A role in “Kangaroo Jack,” sure, but not ED medication.

    Can you imagine how cool every presidential address by Walken would sound? I’d TiVo the State of the Union!

  5. Andy says:

    The worst ad I’ve seen is the one for the new KY warming jelly where the woman looks seductively at the camera and then her bloke whilst extolling the virtues of how wonderful the stuff is.
    I couldn’t believe they were advertising this on the tv and said so to my father in law, who then said “what? what is it?”. Trying to explain warming ky jelly to your father in law is just one of those things that should NEVER happen.

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