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Posted on Friday, August 12th, 2005

Dave!Very few things can upset me more than a dumbass driver. People who are too stupid to be driving have no business being on the road in the first place... all they do is cause problems for the rest of us. I keep thinking that there aught to be a government study set up to determine just how many traffic accidents are caused by dumbasses. Something tells me that the percentage is quite high and, if dumbasses were banned from driving, it would be much safer out there.

Take for instance this lovely situation, which seems to happen every time I head up Division Street so I can turn onto North Foothills Road...

Dumbass Driver!

The right-hand lane becomes a "RIGHT TURN ONLY" lane as you approach North Foothills. There is plenty of warning, as there are signs before you get there. Yet it seems every single time, there is one dumbass who either attempts to zoom ahead and use it as a passing lane... or doesn't bother paying attention. He then ends up blocking the lane as he attempts to merge left. And since most people in that lane are rightfully pissed at the idiot for being so f#@%ing stupid, they don't want to let him in.

So he sits there and sits there and sits there, even after the light turns green.

Meanwhile, I am going thermo-nuclear behind him and thinking "die die die die die die die die die die!!"

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT... BE A MAN AND TAKE THE f#@%ING RIGHT-TURN!! THEN PULL A U-TURN OR GO AROUND THE BLOCK AND GET IN THE PROPER LANE... DUMBASS!!!

But oh no... the monkey-spanker doesn't care that he's making me wait... he doesn't care! The entire world revolves around him, so who cares if somebody has to wait on his stupid ass?

I need rocket launchers in my car like James Bond has. Any chance those might become legal in the near-future? Then these morons might think twice before pulling this crap, knowing full well they might get a missile up their tail-pipe.

Life should be more like video games sometimes.


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  1. Kevin says:

    If on-board rocket launchers were legal, I would’ve had them installed years ago and be listed as one of the most accurate users of the technology. You’d have to be accurate with something that expensive. Like Chris Rock says, if you make bullets $5,000 each, there would be no drive-by shootings because everybody would make sure each shot was perfect and deserved. I’m guessing rockets would be in that ballpark. But oh so worth it. And with all the worthy targets out there, I would either need bank loans or a frequent buyers program.

  2. PeggyArcher says:

    The same thing happens here on the ramp from the I 10 West to the 405 S.

    EVERYONE who lives here knows that the right lane ends, and yet some f*cktard always tries to pull a fast one and cut in at the last minute.

    Rocket launchers seem like a great idea.

  3. I know how you feel man! That is very common here where I come from (Philippines)… It’s freakn’ annoying…

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