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Posted on Monday, May 9th, 2005

Dave!And here you thought I was kidding.

Read this unsolicited testimonial from yet another satisfied Artificial Duck T-Shirt customer...

"I'm so grateful that I picked the regular "Dave Blog Logo" T-Shirt over the "Bad Monkey" version because my 64 yr. old heart couldn't have taken anymore excitment during the Apple Blossom Festival weekend being held in Wenatchee, Washington."

"I wore the "Blog" T-Shirt Saturday nite while cruising the Ave. in my hot 2003 (Silver Bullet) Honda Civic and the action was unreal!"

"I'm not sure if the fact that I left my wife at home this year, or that the new T-Shirt was a total chick-magnet, but I'll have a lot of stories to tell my buddies at the Nursing Home in a few years. Hope alzheimer's doesn't erase the fond memories of my best weekend ever. Thanks! --Harold"

And you are welcome!

I really do need to do some research here. I think that there is scientific evidence to support my claim that Blogography T-shirts make life better. Keep sending in those photos and testimonials... I'll be working up a page for them this weekend.

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  1. habitatgirl says:

    At the risk of sounding too stupid to be allowed to wear a Dave T-shirt… where do you order them? I’ve searched around your site, but can not find.


  2. Dave2 says:

    The tab menus that run across this section has one called “Artificial Duck Store” with a yellow duck next to it. Just click on it, and you’re good to go!

    However, if you live outside the USA, you might want to wait until Thursday… I’ve found a way to get cheaper shipping rates to foreign addresses, and will be fixing that on Tuesday or Wednesday evening.

  3. Sayuri says:

    Dammit, I can’t wait for mine to arrive. I want to test drive this baby!!!

    And I ordered both, so should have double the fun!! And because of the shoddy state of the US Dollar, I bought them both for what amounted to sixpence… hee-hee…

    When are the new designs coming out Dave?

  4. Dave2 says:

    Yeah… for anybody outside the US, they’re practically free, and worth double that at the very least! 🙂

  5. Sayuri says:

    I totally appricate that Dave, and I have to say, I would have been happy to pay a lot more for them, but hey, if that’s the price you’re selling them at…

    I am going to buy one each for Magne, Pal and Morten to give to them on tour in the winter so you never know…free publicity and all that!!!

    (And yes, I do realise I’m a freak, but the least said about that!!)

  6. Annette says:

    OK, I just ordered the Blogography Tshirt, like Harold’s… I’m a little younger than Harold, but alot older than Dave. If it works for Harold, then maybe it’ll work for me… a guy magnet, you know. Thanks Dave.

  7. Alessandra says:

    I’m with Annette…. can wait to see if it a guy magnet!!

  8. habitatgirl says:

    I have gratefully ordered my bad monkey t-shirt, but I would like to respectfully request that you consider carrying a women’s babydoll T in the future. I find I attract more guys when wearing a tight t-shirt. I’m sure you understand.

  9. Art says:

    Harold, Harold, Harold. Chick magnet? I think that although the T-Shirt is a monument to coolness, I know you, and I submit that the “chicks” were jealous of your man-boobs. Having occasion to have witnessed the perfect symmetry and rather seductive display of said man-boobs, I’m sure that this is the reason. But then again I am 43% gay and may be way off base.

  10. Dave2 says:

    Ummm… yes Alessandra, I… errr… certainly do understand. 🙂

    I have had a few requests for “Baby-Doll T’s” along with sweatshirts and children’s sizes… unfortunately, I can’t afford to stock them at this time (it’s pricey enough to stock S-XL shirts!). Unlike iron-on places (like CafePress), my shirts are custom silk-screened, so I can’t order single items and instead have to place minimum orders.

    However… I will certainly accept “special orders” for these items when I place my next order. I’ll be posting the timing and the pricing for “new” items (including Baby Doll T’s) at the end of this month (along with two new designs). As long as people don’t mind a bit of a wait, I am happy to order designs on anything they want.

  11. karla says:

    If you do a baby doll of the clown being torched, I am so in. That t-shirt would guarantee me a good time no matter where I go.
    Well, maybe except for the Emmett Kelly Clown Festival, held in the town where my parents live. THat might just get me clown tortured. (ooh, nightmare!)
    But other than that? Totally good times!

  12. Harold says:

    Art….I can’t deny the fact that I have nice man-breasties, or that I worked at “Hooters” for 15 yrs. , but the chicks weren’t jealous of me, they were turned on !!!

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