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Posted on Tuesday, May 10th, 2005

Dave!It was forecast to be sunny and warm, but it rained all weekend, and continues to rain today. This pretty much sucks, because it looks like I won't be taking my motorcycle out before I have to leave next week. When are meteorologists just going to admit that they haven't a clue as to what the weather is going to be like, and they're just pulling a big ol' guess out of their asses? I wish I would have had the sense to become a TV weather man. It's one of the few jobs out there where you can be wrong all the time and not get fired.

But there is some good news to all this rain... Oscar is loving the weather. Last year I kept him inside all winter, and he didn't grow at all. A friend told me that trees need the cold weather so they can go dormant, and so I left Oscar out all winter this year. Just look at the little bugger now...

Oscar!

My little boy is growing up! To see what he looked like a year ago, click here.

Actually, he's growing too fast. There's so much new growth now that he's fairly top-heavy. I'm hoping he thickens out at the bottom so he can support himself... otherwise he's going to fall over and become a shrub or something. Oh well... I suppose I'll still love him anyway.

It's not all good news though. I got another piece of hate-mail this morning. This time because of remarks I made about the heinous Ann Coulter. I was told to "grow up" so then I can appreciate that "Ann is a beautiful, brilliant, true American patriot and the voice of the Conservative Majority." This just mystifies me on so many levels. I think of her more as a "skanky*, hateful anti-American bitch, who is at the forefront of dividing us as a Nation and destroying this country."

   

* And though she is a skank, I'd still do her.**

   

** If I could keep myself from strangling the bitch.***

   

*** Or got over my aversion to necrophilia.

   

Movie Quotable of the Day: "Anti-wrinkle cream there may be... but anti-fat-bastard cream there is not!"
Yesterday's Answer: Judge Dredd (1995) with Sylvester Stallone and Armand Assante.

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Comments

  1. karla says:

    Ann Coulter came to Austin recently. A friend of mine sent me this article about her visit.

    http://www.dailytexanonline.com/news/2005/05/04/TopStories/Arrest.Made.At.Coulter.Speech-947529.shtml

    God love my liberal home town.

  2. habitatgirl says:

    Hmmm,am now having to block unwanted mental image of you in bed with AC, caressing her oversized Adam’s apple.

  3. Aravis says:

    Came to post a comment, but am now too disturbed by the imagery created by habitatgirl’s message… *G*

  4. Dave2 says:

    YOU’RE DISTURBED?!?

    I’M THE ONE she’s got caressing Ann Coulter’s adam’s apple!! YEEARGGHH! :-)

  5. *laughs to death*

    Aaah.

    You know, if I were male I could see wanting to “do” Ann Coulter. Control/dominate the damn bitch, teach her what happens to “bad girls.”

    Much like my long-standing half-interest in Tucker Carlson. Because that’s a man in need of a spanking. *winks*

  6. Anthony says:

    I never understood why conservatives seem to apply negativity to the term “liberal”. Liberal suggests you give and damn and are open to other peoples opinions.

  7. Dave2 says:

    I dunno. I guess it’s just easier to apply derogatory meaning to words when people aren’t applying them to themselves? Liberals do the same thing to “conservative,” I suppose.

    I am liberal about some things and conservative about others. I wish there was a word for that other than “wishy-washy.” :-)

  8. Peggy Archer says:

    You are grown up. Ann Coulter is horrible – I know conservatives who hate her as well.

    Oh, and if you slap her, I’ll help ya post bail (as long as your bail amount’s under $200)..

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