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Posted on Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

Dave!I'd like to say that today was a fabulous day filled with sunshine and merriment. But that would be a lie. Absolutely nothing has gone as planned, and it all started with breakfast.

I was out of milk, which makes digging into a bowl of Reeses Peanut Butter Cup Cereal no fun at all. So on the way to work, I decided to stop by the mini mart for a muffin and a carton of milk. That was my first mistake. What I thought was a blueberry muffin was, in fact, a chocolate chip muffin. I don't know who in the heck ever thought this was a good idea, but chocolate chips in a muffin suck ass. I did my best to pick out the offensive chips, but that left me with a muffin-flavored muffin which is not a good thing. They add things to muffins for a reason.

Things kind of went downhill from there, but there is light at the end of the tunnel...

Lego Star Wars

Tonight is a new episode of Veronica Mars, and tomorrow is when GameStop tells me they'll be getting in my copy of Star Wars Lego for Xbox Game! If it doesn't show up, I swear I'm going to buy a PlayStation so I can finally play it. Xbox is lame now because nobody wants to carry games for it anymore. Even worse, games are always late, and some cool games (like Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas) don't seem to show up at all. It seems that no matter how you slice it, Microsoft always seems to end up sucking, and I guess I shouldn't have expected anything different from their Xbox (which is now the chocolate chip muffin of video game systems).

Movie Quotable of the Day: "You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake... well, this could be it sweetheart."
Yesterday's Answer: For a Few Dollars More (1965) with Clint Eastwood and Lee Van Cleef.

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  1. Eliza says:

    Empire Strikes Back, I believe. A classic.

  2. karla says:

    *I* like chocolate chip muffins….sniff.

  3. Patrick says:

    GTA: San Andreas is about 6 months late to every other system than PS2 because Sony has an exclusive deal with Rockstar Games (or whoever it is that publishes it) – I guess they’ve ponied up some really hard cash.

  4. michelle says:

    Choclate chip muffins ROCK! what in the world is wrong with you?

  5. girlonaglide says:

    I look forward to the day when you get to go for a long-ass ride so that things are a little less suck-ass for you. *scowling* And the chocolate chip muffin gig must be a chick thing. I’ll add my name to the list of likers, so your survey says three chicks dig the choco-chip muffin. We clearly speak for all women. We are THAT powerful.

  6. Dave2 says:

    = sob! =

    My hatred for chocolate chip muffins has alienated me from the ladies of the Blogosphere! Seriously… I think cc-muffins are rank, foul, and disgusting. They shouldn’t be putting chips where blueberries belong.

    But, on the other hand, according to Patrick I’ll be playing GTA: San Andreas in six months! 🙂

  7. James Bow says:

    Ironic. I once mistook a blueberry muffin for a chocolate chip muffin and was as disappointed as you were.

    Didn’t pick out the blueberries, though.

    I also tend to go for cornmeal muffins. Tasty.

  8. Chris says:

    Xbox isn’t bad – it’s got Doom 3 which PS2 hasn’t got. It’s got Deus Ex 2 also! 😀

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