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Posted on Monday, April 25th, 2005

Dave!If I weren't so totally evil, I might cry.

I cannot help but be touched at everybody's kind emails and comments over the past week. But since I am saving all my tears for the inevitable marriage of Logan to Veronica Mars, I've come up with another way to show my gratitude. Instead of sending "half-off" coupons to only those who didn't win a shirt, I've just marked everything half-off in the Artificial Duck Store so everybody can get an cheap inexpensive shirt if they want.

This means that currently the "Blogography Logo" shirt is a ridiculous $5.50 (+shipping) which is below my cost, and the "Bad Monkey" shirt is a mere $7.50 (+shipping) to balance things out. I will probably just leave it that way for a month or two until I decide to put a few new designs up... just try to find a high-quality shirt with 4-color silk screened art at these prices anywhere else!

If you live outside the USA you have to add an additional $10 to your order for every 5 shirts to cover shipping costs but, given the weak-ass value of the US Dollar, I think this still works out to almost-free. So go ahead and buy dozens of them to be used as dust rags, shoe polishing cloths, or even really comfortable toilet paper... I'm just doing my part to repair international US relations!

Two last things... PayPal is a free and safe way to pay for things over the internet (they guarantee it), but if you would rather not use PayPal, that's perfectly okay... just write to me, and I'll send you an address where you can send a money order (in US funds). And lastly, for everybody who has already ordered a shirt and paid full-price, have no fear. I'll double your order. I've already sent out emails asking which design you want for your freebie.

Blogography Bad Monkey T-Shirt

See? It's never been easier to protect yourself and your loved ones from my evil plans for world domination! Because, naturally, I won't be exploding the heads of anybody wearing a Blogography T-shirt. In fact, I'll probably promote you to a Five-Star General in the Dave World Liberation Army, based solely on your keen fashion sense!

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  1. kachinacrowe says:

    Aww Dave.. you’re too sweet:>)

  2. girlonaglide says:

    Now what do you suppose the Pope is giving away at half price??? You put him to shame HH. 🙂

  3. delmer says:

    I think the new pope is slashing the time we spend in purgotory by 25%

    Only through the end of the month.

  4. Dave2 says:

    And I’m pretty sure that the Pope is giving away free wine and wafers every Sunday as well, so I suppose we should cut him a little slack.

    That pontiff knows how to party!

  5. spiffydood says:

    Wow, I was looking at the t-shirts in the artificial duck store yesterday and was thinking about buying one. I come back today to read Dave’s blog and see that he’s reduced the price by 50%! All I could think was… awesome. I just bought both. Thanks Dave! 🙂

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