I spent nearly the entire weekend catching up on work, which was a bit of a bummer. What little time I did have away from the office was spent helping out the local museum. When I finished up, I was walking back to my car when some random hippie guy came up to me...
Guy: Hey, how's it hanging... do you know where I can score some weed here?
Me: Errr... no.
Guy: Thanks. Take it easy.
At first I was a bit puzzled because I do not look much like the type of guy who would know where to buy drugs. But when I got home I realized that today I not only looked like a guy who would know where to buy drugs... I looked like the type of guy who would sell drugs. I really should put a little more effort into my weekend grooming habits and attire. Or maybe I should just start selling drugs on Saturdays and Sundays as a hobby. That would probably be easier.
And now that the weekend is nearly over, I've decided to get everything together for my Two Year Blogiversary Kick-Ass Online Celebration! It's only a mere eight days away, and I've still got quite a bit left to do. One minor setback happened this week when two of the prizes promised me suddenly evaporated. This leaves a nasty gap for one day's winners that I'll have to work on. But that can wait until tomorrow.
I need a bag of Double-Stuff Oreos. Sometimes after a rough day of working and not selling drugs there's nothing like Oreos and milk before bed to make everything better.
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Haha…that’s a hobby you might not want to share with friends and relatives 🙂
Man, the Blogiversary is closing in…exciting
mmmm…oreos….yet another hard to find item here in Norway. You lucky bastard.
MMMMMMMMMMMM….Oreos!!!! My housemate used to get them sent to him by a relative in America. The packet didn’t used to last longer than 2 days. Those damn biscuits are addictive I tell you!
You mean to tell me that your NOT a drug dealer? Oh…I always thought you were…How else can you afford the hosting?
I always dress crappy on weekends. In fact, I never even showered this past weekend. And I didn’t today, either. I probably won’t tomorrow. Where am I going with this?
Patrick: Hah! Fortunately, my friends and family are all drug-free (that I know of!) so I don’t have to worry about them cutting into my profits with never-ending requests for free “samples.”
Karla: Yes, believe it or not there are still benefits to living in the USA. 🙂
Chris: They never last long for me either, which is why I don’t buy them very often!
the Mike: I pay for my hosting out-of-pocket. But since my traffic is escalating every month (we’re only 11 days into April, and it’s already double last month!) I may have to either try Google Ads or start selling drugs very soon now.
Mr. Jerz: I usually don’t much care about my weekend appearance either, but then again, I usually don’t go out in public… I am either at home, riding my motorcycle, or at work alone. The up-side is that I now have a back-up career plan.