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Posted on Monday, March 28th, 2005

Dave!Hah I say!! I just got off work and needed me a Kitty Spangles Solitaire fix... and got my highest score ever right off the bat! Kitty Spangles is so my bitch now!

I should also mention that I got a nice note from the husband-and-wife team of David and Sheryn Wareing, the devious minds who came up with Kitty Spangles. They were kind enough to tell me that they saw my previous blog entry on their game, and wanted me to know that "Kitty Spangles loves you too!" Isn't that nice?

Unfortunately, like most things in life, Kitty Spangles' love is not free. Just like a phone-sex hotline (ahem, or so I've heard), you get 5 minutes at no charge, but then you have to whip out your credit card if you want to play with her anymore. Yes indeed, Kitty wants $19.95 for the pleasure of her company.

The little whore.

Oh well. I went ahead and ponied up the cash because once you've had Kitty Spangles, you just can't go back to regular solitaire games again. She's like crack (ahem, or so I've heard), and my Kitty Spangles addiction is ruining my life. The good news is that, now that I'm registered, I can take my time with her instead of having to rush against that 5-minute deadline. I mean, I am good... really good... but it's difficult to perform under such pressure every time we play.

Besides, just look at how happy she is now...

Kitty Thanks!

It won't last. Soon enough she'll be wanting more money for upgrades and a new pair of shoes. And I'm sure "Kitty Spangles Cribbage" is just around the corner.

Now if only I could teach her how to play a nice game of Canasta...

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  1. Kimberly says:

    Taunting us Kitty Spangles-less readers hasn’t been very nice, but mentioning Kitty and cribbage in the same sentence…. is downright cruel. hehe 😉

  2. karla says:

    Remember the comment I made previously about a girlfriend for Dave? It still stands.

  3. Sayuri says:

    Hmmm, Kitty Spangles Canasta…..

    I would swap to Apple for that!!!!

  4. Dave2 says:

    I would love for them to expand the Kitty Spangles line to include Cribbage… but especially Canasta. To my knowledge, there is only ONE Canasta program for MacOS X, by a company called Masque, that I just ordered.

    I love Canasta, so I’m hoping it’s a good program.

    Or just maybe I should go get me a girlfriend to play Canasta instead? Eh… we’ll wait and see how good the program is first. 🙂

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