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Posted on Tuesday, March 1st, 2005

Dave!In a wonderful stroke of luck, I managed to catch an earlier flight and arrive home a full three hours ahead of schedule. A pity that there's no new episode of Veronica Mars running tonight (Save Veronica!), but at least we have a return appearance of Heather Graham on Scrubs.

In more disturbing news, along with the twenty new pornographic TrackBacks I had to de-spam, I also got a scary piece of email which accused me of "stealing" the idea for a graphic which I drew up for my "review" of the movie Sideways. Since the return address was bogus, I'll go ahead and make my reply public here:

I hate to tell you this dumbass, but the only thing I did was parody the official movie poster...

Dave Sideways


I don't even know who you are or what picture you are talking about. Sooo... perhaps instead of threatening to "expose" me, you should attack Fox/Searchlight Pictures for coming up with the idea in the first place.

Stupid people suck ass.

Movie Quotable of the Day: "Man that ball got outta here in a hurry! I mean, anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"
Day-Before-Yesterday's Answer: Grease (1978) with John Travolta and Olivia Newton John.

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  1. mrjerz says:

    Can I have two guesses? Either Major League or Bull Durham. Since i’m far more schooled int he humor of Major League, and I can’t think of that line in there, I’d have to say that was all Berrenger in Bull Durham. And if I may say so, one of my alltime most disliked baseball movies. Call me a sucker for good action and less freaking drama in baseball movies.

  2. Ben says:

    Alright then, I will!


  3. Uncle Horns says:

    It was Bull Durham. One of the best baseball movies ever made.

  4. Dave2 says:

    Bull Durham is a funny film, but finding a good quote that didn’t contain huge strings of profanity was kind of tricky. Major League got off to a good start, but I didn’t much enjoy the sequels.

    That being said, I prefer Field of Dreams to other baseball-themed movies. Actually, I prefer it to ANY movie, as it has been my favorite film for decades now.

  5. J&'J's Mom says:

    Okay..first I’m a newbee and totally hooked on your site which I’ve happened upon and will return to as often as time allows…Secondly, I can’t stop laughing..your humour is great! Lastly, Stupid people shouldn’t breed. Me #1 predjudice…not that I have many…Thanks for entertaining!

  6. Definitely Major League. My mother grew up next door to Tom Berenger and played pick up basketball with him all the time.

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