I'm back home now and don't really know what to do with myself. All I do know is that I don't want to be traveling again for a while if I can help it. I also don't want to be around lots of people (dumbass tourists in particular) for a bit. I certainly don't want to unpack my suitcase and wash my laundry. Oh, and I really, really don't want to look at the mail that came while I was gone. Gee... maybe I should make a list of things I actually do want to do rather than focus on the negative side of things...

• Take my motorcycle out of storage and ride it. A lot.
• Pour some water on poor Oscar, who must be parched by now.
• Buy some bread.
• Call my friends.
• Make ice-cream.
• Eat a home-cooked meal (but since I don't cook, I guess a microwaved meal will have to do).
• Update my Hard Rock journal to reflect my recent trips and 100th visit.
• Put a travel pin on my world map for Munich (where I had never been before).
• Buy new socks.
• Try not to be afraid of the pile of crap that's bound to be heaped on my desk when I get back to work.
• Write a thank-you note to the Hard Rock Nottingham.
• Pop in my Kill Bill: Vol. 2 DVD and watch it twice. Then watch Kill Bill: Vol. 1. Then watch Kill Bill: Vol. 2 all over again.
• Watch all the crappy TV shows that TiVo recorded while I was gone.
• Stop saying "lovely."
• Get a tattoo.
• Think happy thoughts.
• Be thankful.
• Find Mrs. Perfect.
• Live happily ever after.

Yep, that'll about do it.