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SNL Harry Potter

Posted on Sunday, May 2nd, 2004

Dave!After a nasty lull when Phil Hartman left, Saturday Night Live finally seems to be gaining some momentum again. I used to just tune in for a bit of Tina Fey deliciousness on "Weekend Update," but more and more I find myself actually watching the rest of the show. Last night's episode had some really great moments, particularly the "Harry Potter" sketch with Rachel Dratch somehow creating the best Potter parody I've yet seen...

SNL Harry Potter

The sketch revolves around the kids returning from summer vacation to find that Hermione (guest host Lindsay Lohan) has gone through a bit of a... uh, development... since they saw her last...

SNL Harry Potter

Then Fred & George stop by and make a play for Hermione...

SNL Harry Potter

Of course she'll have none of that...
Fred & George: Well, if you'll excuse us, we're off to beat a couple of bludgers.
Harry: Ah! Going to play some Quidditch?
Fred & George: Uh, no.

It's time for some spells... but the magic doesn't seem to be working! Are you concentrating?

SNL Harry Potter

By the time Horatio Sanz shows up as Hagrid, you just know this is one of the best SNL sketches ever! You're Hermione? Yikes!

SNL Harry Potter

Hagrid: Alright. I better go out to the woods and tame my dragon.
Harry: Ah! You got a new pet?
Hagrid: Uh, no.

Next week we've got Jennifer Aniston hosting before the Olson Twins do the season finale. SNL seems intent on going out with a bang this year.

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  1. Sammy says:


  2. victor hugo says:

    Wow… Just saw your “comment” in the “comment pending” thread for this entry… “Blame it on Lindsay Lohan’s Boobies” and googled this phrase “Lindsay Lohan’s Boobies” and got about 2260 results… with quotation marks!!!
    (Well I guess that’s OK. Just to check run “Britney Spears Boobies” and got 3250)
    Sadly Elizabeth Hurley gets only 14 (606 without the ‘s)

  3. Dave2 says:

    As I’ve said before… the internet just LOVES Lindsay Lohan’s boobies!

    A complete tragedy that Elizabeth Hurley’s boobies are so under-appreciated.

  4. billy says:

    dude thats f#@%ing funny

  5. Anonymous says:

    k way ””’ from españa jajaj mola muxo bye kiss ¡¡

    adios ¡!mªcarmen

  6. Anonymous says:

    I think Lindsay Lohan’s boobs are extodenary huge! She make a great part for Hagrid.

  7. anonimusz says:

    this is so pathetic. *all* the jokes in the entire clip are about the grown boobs. my gosh, is that premium entertainment? :/

  8. Dave2 says:

    Actually, all the jokes are about the other character’s REACTION to grown boobs. And yes, this is about as premium entertainment as you can get! 🙂

  9. tut tut tut says:

    this is disgracful
    mokery of HARRY POTTER!

  10. Dave2 says:

    Funny… I always thought that Harry Potter was a mockery of Tim Hunter from the “Books of Magic” comics by Neil Gaiman, but whatever.

    Saturday Night Live is a humor show that parodies popular culture, for Harry Potter to be included is actually quite an honor.

  11. Fred Weasley says:

    You made me look hilaaaaaarious. THANKS! The person who made the film is the best, they really know how to take the micky outta Harry Potter.
    My favourite lines are:
    A parta code to nerd stuff- SHUT UP!
    Did you hear the news?, Malfoy just bought firebolts for all the slith-eh p p p p…
    What a tease-
    Its soooooooooooo funny!
    Fred (Ophelia)

  12. Keishla says:

    OMG that show made me laugh sooooooooooooooo much

  13. mikey says:

    LOLOL ROLLMAF I am a Huge Harry Potter fan!!

  14. kyle knapp says:

    I love Lindsay Lohan. I love her soo much

  15. i love ron says:

    Ahhhh hahaha this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen… lindsay lohan makes a great hermione

  16. Lady Loki says:

    I wish I had watched it. Would have been much better to see it rather then read it.

  17. Anonymous says:

    can u put the video for download?(high quality)

  18. Dave2 says:

    I don’t have video. Might try YouTube.

  19. noone says:

    This is one of the greatest SNL sketches ever, ever! I don’t say that alot sinse will ferrell left, but this is so cool! too bad half the people from that sketch aren’t on the show any more. Here’s my message to Lindsay Lohan “Eat a f@#$ing sandwich! You used to be hot!”

  20. kapgar says:

    I really should see if this has made in on YouTube or iTunes yet. I have yet to see it.

    Whatever happened to hot Lindsay?

  21. Amber Fitzgerald says:

    It’s rude and not very becoming to make fun of one of the best movies ever. Those teens have worked so hard making these movies work out. they deserve every ounce of credit they can get. I don’t want to see anyone ever make fun of Harry Potter again, or i’ll contact the police for offencive stories.

  22. Dave2 says:

    It’s called “parody” and you can’t call the police because freedom of speech is protected by the Constitution.

    Of course, I’m still trying to figure out how a parody could be considered anything but flattering to the original actors… if they sucked and nobody liked their work, then nobody would bother to parody them in the first place.

    Besides, it is purely subjective as to whether this is “the best movie ever,” because personally I think the Harry Potter movies and books suck ass. They are pale imitations of the “Books of Magic” comic books which were far more imaginative and interesting.

    Everybody should be entitled to their own opinion, and wanting the police to go after people who don’t think the same as you do is pretty closed-minded.

  23. Avitable says:

    Boy, that’s a great comment. I can only imagine she’s being facetious – she can’t be serious!

  24. mathiu says:

    esto es una falta de respeto a Harry Potter. Link. Link.

  25. Paula says:

    Hey thats not funny
    i love harry potter
    and FUCK YOU ..
    why dont you post a photo of your ugly face man..
    if you have any problem go to my web site man!!
    I love Daniel Radcliffe 4 evahh!!
    ehh eso no es gracioso
    yo amo harry potter
    y vallance a la mierda
    porque no posteas una foto de tu cara horrible chee,,
    si tenes algun problema con mi commentario pasate por mi fotolog!
    amo a daniel radcliffe por siempre!!
    Hey se ne pas drôle
    j’aime harry potter
    pourquoi tu va pas chier!
    mets une pic de ta horrible face yoo,,
    si tu as un problemme avec mon commentaire
    va dans mon fotolog!
    j’aime daniel Radcliffe pour toujours!!

    que me decis carajo!!

    Yo0o0 la argentinita!

    Pauu &#9733

  26. Dave2 says:

    My ugly face is on every single page of this site AND appears five times in the comment as my gravatar, AND I link to my Flickr album… so I have no idea what you are talking about.

    And I didn’t create this Harry Potter parody, so why tell me to “fuck off?” Do you randomly go around screaming obscenities at people for something they didn’t do?

    If this kind of stupid shit is what you put on your site, I think I’ll pass…

  27. Bananarama says:

    I saw this vid on youtube.. damn hillarious hahahha

  28. Small Pharaoh says:

    you’re such a failer person who wants to laugh at sth. successful as ” Harry Potter” to make it seems as sth. sucks…but let me tell you that youuu suckss!’re a sick person

  29. Dave2 says:

    And you’re a total moron. I didn’t create any of this Harry Potter parody crap… it aired on Saturday Night Live.

    So why don’t you hop on a bus out of Hillsborough, make the hour trip into New York City, and picket NBC Television at 30 Rockefeller Plaza… I’m sure they’d appreciate being told that they are “sick” and that they “suck” more than I would.

  30. Brandon says:

    I miss the days where LL was this hot. Now she’s a tanorexic. very sad. a moment of silence for LL’s beautiful boobies….

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