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Sexual HarASSment?

Posted on Monday, March 22nd, 2004

Dave!Well that was interesting. I just got back from a quick errand, parked my motorcycle, hopped off, took off my helmet, and leaned over my ride to see if I was in any gravel. As I was looking, a group of what I am guessing to be high school girls walked by giggling and laughing like 6-year olds... as they passed, one of them was pushed into me AND GRABBED MY ASS!!! This was apparently very funny because another round of giggles and laughter followed. When I turned around to find out what in the hell was going on, the only thing said was "That's a nice bike" followed by more laughter as they trotted away. What the hell? Can you imagine if I had grabbed one of their asses as they walked by? I'd probably be typing this entry IN JAIL (well, assuming I was able to take my PowerBook with me and they had a free wireless connection).

Sexy Biker Dave! It's me with messed up helmet hair in a motorcycle jacket.

If a motocycle + biker jacket + helmet hair (look at that mess! I need a haircut bad) make me grab-ass worthy, then I guess I'll just have to consider it a side-benefit (but high school girls?). The odd thing is that I have no idea what to think of something like this... in her defense, I do have a mighty fine ass so who could blame her for wanting to grab it?

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  1. Jenny says:

    That helmet hair is quite sexy! Good thing I am all the way in Texas.

  2. kazza says:

    Well the least you could do is post a pic so we could judge for ourselves 😉

  3. Michelle says:

    Please, you loved it. On another note, isn’t your birthday coming up soon?

  4. Dave2 says:

    Uhhh… if I were to say I loved having my ass grabbed by high school girls, I think my reputation in this town would go from zero to pervert overnight. As for photographs… I don’t seem to have any photos of my ass laying around just now (and if I were to ask somebody to photography my ass, I think I’d be in the pervert zone again)… besides, in accordance with the current “morality in media” controversy, I’d have to publish my blog with a 5-second delay.

  5. Dave2 says:

    Oooh. It is my birthday tomorrow. How time flies.

  6. Bad Robert says:

    Better high school girls than high school boys. Happy birthday pervert.

  7. Jenny says:

    Right on Bad Robert!

  8. Dave2 says:

    Oh no… don’t be encouraging Robert! He’s a big enough freak as it is! 🙂

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