I am not much of a gambler.
Not because I am particularly unlucky, because I'm not (even though I don't much believe in luck)... but because the paranoia of losing my hard-earned money just kind of sucks all the fun out of it.
But it wouldn't be a trip to Vegas without a little gambling, so I slid $20 in a slot machine... lost everything but $4, then somehow ended up $136.43 ahead...
And there's my gambling money for the trip.
Yes, I'm a total player that way.
But at least I won't be whoring myself on The Strip to earn cash because I lost all my money playing roulette.
No... if I'm going to whore myself on The Strip, it's going to be because I enjoy it, dammit!
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My problem at Casinos is that when I’m $100+ up I *don’t* cashout. My theory is that if I’ve won $127, then surely I can win $1270!!! AMIRITE?
Yeah, Casinos love me.
According to my wife, that’s how it’s supposed to work. Get down to your last few dollars and then you hit it big. Of course, if you are trying to win, you never will.
i love this: “if I’m going to whore myself on The Strip, it’s going to be because I enjoy it, dammit!”
(i could have written that!)
WOOHOOOOO!