Today's my birthday!
Except I'm writing it two days later because I am (was) drunk in a casino for my birthday.
I'd say I'm one year closer to retirement, but it's looking doubtful that I'll ever be able to retire given the current plans for Social Security and the dire state of my 401K. So I guess I'll just be happy I'm one year closer to death? That sounds about right.
Happy belated birthday to me.
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Happy belated birthday! Like you, each birthday is a step closer to death (instead of retirement). Drunk in a casino sounds like a good plan to me. I hope you were able to enjoy!
I did my best, thanks!
Damn. Happy belated birthday matey.
Thanks!
Oh man, I am waaaaayyyyyy behind on these happy birthday wishes. Can I say I’ve been drunk for two weeks?
Yes. I can respect that.