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Megadeth Lava Nugget

Posted on Friday, August 11th, 2023

Dave!When the landscaper asked me what plants I wanted out front, I said I didn't care. Just so long as they are low maintenance, like full sun, and can survive people and animals. Welp, I have no idea what these things are that he planted, but they are fucking VICIOUS! I was taking the tags off and sliced two of my fingers wide open from the thorns! How cool is that? I can't WAIT for them to grow full sized! I may have to get more and plant them around my whole house!


The purple one is called LAVA NUGGET BARBERRY! How fucking perfect is that?

The yellow one is named BONANZA GOLD BARBERRY. And it's like... okay, I guess. But I sure wish they had come up with something more lethal-sounding. Though it would be hard to top "Lava Nugget."

I have ten of them, and have named them after metal bands thusly...

  • Slayer
  • Megadeth
  • Pantera
  • Slipknot
  • Anthrax
  • Sabbath
  • Metallica
  • Behemoth
  • Death
  • and Henry

Okay, Henry is not the name of a metal band, but Henry Rollins is the lead singer of one of my favorite punk bands, Black Flag, so there's that.

Hopefully they're going to survive. I don't have the best track record with keeping plants alive.

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  1. Love the names so much. What a great idea!

  2. kapgar says:

    “And Henry”… the best.

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