Don't jigger that googly-widget! Because Bullet Sunday starts... now...

   
• Directly. To add a channel to your DirecTV, just click here!

To remove a channel, call a phone number, make your way through automation hell, wait for a representative, answer a bunch of questions, give a secret code, ask for a deletion, review your bill, confirm the deletion. Thirteen minutes of your life down the drain.

Fifteen minutes if you count the compulsion to write a blog post about it.

Apparently, AT&T/DirecTV wants to make it as difficult as possible to delete channels under the absurd assumption that people will somehow change their mind and give up if you make it difficult enough? Asinine and backwards. This isn't the 1980's. Just let me manage my channels online. I might be more inclined to ADD channels if I knew it wasn't such a hassle to remove them later.

   
• Dyslexic. Ever wonder what it's like to read when you're dyslexic? Here you go...

Image by Victor Widell.

Well, for me it's not like everything is jumping around everywhere as shown in this image... it's more like the letters are switching around as you read them. But. Yeah. Kinda this.

   
• Hart. If I were Jonathan Hart (from Hart to Hart), I'd handle these idiots who fuck with me or kidnap my wife by shooting them in the dick. Maybe people would stop fucking with him or kidnapping his wife if he got a reputation for shooting people in the dick. Would you risk getting shot in the dick by Jonathan Hart? I sure wouldn't...

What I wouldn't give for an Amy Poehler, Adam Scott, and Horatio Sanz reboot!

   
• Whheat. In an attempt to eat a bit healthier, I bought "Hint of Salt" Wheat Thins instead of the usual "Box of Salt" Wheat Thins. Who knew that the thing that made Wheat Thins taste so good was the box of salt? These Wheat Thins are absolutely disgusting. It's going to take a shit-load of chip dip to salvage this mess...

It doesn't pay to eat healthy, I'm telling you.

   
• Growth. Orchard Grown Apples? Where else would they grow?

McDONALDS! PLEASE EXPLAIN!

   
And... that's enough googly-widget for this week.