This is the meme I was GOING to do yesterday... before I found out I couldn't get my blog editor to work after updating WordPress. Again.

It asks the same questions multiple times, but what're you gonna do?

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "Ship now entering the plane of the ecliptic of the third planet." (Fourth non-sound-effect word balloon on page 18 of "Thor by Walter Simonson Omnibus."
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? My Apple Time Capsule.
3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing? Eating a sandwich.
4. What is the last thing you watched on TV? "The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore" (from DVR).
5. Without looking, guess what time it is 11:30pm.
6. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:22pm.
7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The television. Rain.
8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? 7-1/2 hours ago. Returning home from work.
9. Did you dream last night? No.
10. Do you remember your dreams? I don't really dream.
11. When did you last laugh? Earlier today.
12. Do you remember why / at what? Watching "The Daily Show."
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in? Diego Rivera posters.
14. Seen anything weird lately? Every day.
15. What do you think of this quiz? So far, so good.
16. What is the last film you saw? "The Avengers: Age of Ultron."
17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Maui or Edinburgh.
18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A house.
19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know. I could eat Amy's Mexican Casserole Bowls for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day and probably never tire of them.
20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Eliminate guilt and politics.
21. Do you like to dance? Not even a little bit.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad? Oh yes.
23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams? My favorite is "Advise Dim Mr."
24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone? A co-worker.
25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? A PDF with technical specifications for an upcoming job.
26. Last time you swam in a pool? Years.
27. Type of music you like most? Synth-Pop.
28. Type of music you dislike most? Country.
29. Are you listening to music right now? No.
30. What color is your bedroom carpet? Ugly brown murk.
31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? Move to a new one.
32. What was the last thing you bought? "Avegners: Age of Ultron, Art of the Film."
33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? I used to own one, so yeah... lots.
34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? I've already done both.
35. Do you have a garden? No.
36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? Yes.
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? What new hell is waiting me THIS time?
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Alive? Morgan Freeman Dead? Steve Jobs.
39. Who sent the last text message you received? A co-worker.
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Restoration Hardware.
41. What time is bed time? Midnight-ish.
42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? Lord, no.
43. How many tattoos do you have? Six.
44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? Always.
45. What did you do for your last birthday? Went to Memphis.
46. Do you carry a donor card? It's on my license, I think.
47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with? Myself.
48. Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends on the day. Today half-full.
49. What's the farthest-away place you've been? Australia perhaps?
50. When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Last summer.
51. Have you ever won a trophy? Yes.
52. Are you a good cook? Not so much any more.
53. Do you know how to pump your own gas? Uh, yeah.
54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Steve Jobs.
55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? Nope
56. Do you touch-type? Yes.
57. What's under your bed? Travel souvenirs.
58. Do you believe in love at first sight? Oh yes.
59. Think fast, what do you like right now? The dream of leaving.
60. Where were you on Valentine's day? Work. Home.
61. What time do you get up? 4:30am.
62. What was the name of your first pet? Midnight the Cat.
63. Who is the second to last person to call you? A client.
64. Is there anything going on this weekend? Work. Work. More work.
65. How are you feeling right now? Meh.
66. What do you think about the most? Escape.
67. What time do you get up in the morning? 4:30am, sheesh.
68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? 0.6 seconds.
69. Who would you tell first? The internet.
70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? "Avengers: Age of Ultron." Are you paying attention to these questions you're asking here?
71. Do you sing in the shower? Not really.
72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? RESTORATION HARDWARE... STILL.
73. What do you do most when you are bored? Draw.
74. What do you do for a living? Draw.
75. Do you love your job? I love parts of my job.
76. What did you want to be when you grew up? Astronaut.
77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? Carpenter.
78. Which came first the chicken or the egg? Egg. Chicken. EGG!
79. How many keys on your key ring? Seven.
80. Where would you retire to? Edinburgh or Maui.
81. What kind of car do you drive? Piece of shit Saturn.
82. What are your best physical features? My brain.
83. What are your best characteristics? Honesty and hard work.
84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Today? India.
85. What kind of books do you like to read? Science Fiction.
86. Where would you want to retire to? YOU JUST ASKED THIS SIX QUESTIONS AGO!
87. What is your favorite time of the day? Dusk.
88. Where did you grow up? Central Washington.
89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? About 1,200 miles.
90. What are you reading now? Thor by Walter Simonson Omnibus.
91. Are you a morning person or a night owl? Night.
92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No.
93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Kinda. I guess.
94. Do you have pets? I'm not allowed to have pets.
95. How many rings before you answer the phone? Two.
96. What is your best childhood memory? Summers at the lake.
97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? Janitor, Sales Clerk, Shipping Clerk, Waiter.
98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? Nothing comes to mind.
99. What is most important in life? Friends and family.
100. What Inspires You? Hard work.