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Posted on Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013

Dave!I am not much of a shopper. Most of the shopping I do is under protest because there are few activities I loathe more than having to drag myself through a mall. I don't like the crowds. I usually don't like the salespeople. I don't like the prices. And, most of the time, I don't even like the products. It's for this reason that most all of the things I buy are purchased online. No crowds. No salespeople. Good prices. And every product you can imagine.

But, for things like clothes, online is not always the best option when all things are considered.

So most times when I need new threads, I brave a trip to the mall.

Where, if I find something I like, I buy several copies so I can put off my next trip as long as possible. If I find a great shirt? I'll buy a half-dozen. Find a good deal on jeans? I'll buy ten. Find a pair of shoes I like? I'll buy out their entire stock on-hand. Etc. Etc.

And it's all good.

Until my supply runs out.

Last year I finally had to retire the last pair (of four pairs) of Nike trainers that I had purchased five years earlier. It was a solemn occasion filled with all kinds of grief. Not only because I was having to trash a pair of shoes that I really liked... but because it meant I would have to go shoe shopping again. It was such a tragic event that it made me wish I had a time machine. Not so I could go back and kill Hitler or anything worthwhile like that... but so that I could go back and buy all four pairs from "Athletic Attic" PLUS have them order another ten pair. That way I wouldn't have to go shoe shopping until at least the year 2022.

Fast forward to today, and I had to toss out the last of the six Eddie Bauer Henleys I purchased nearly thirteen years ago. This really sucked, because I don't like the newer Eddie Bauer Henleys. Which means I'm going to have to eventually go out to a (=shudder=) mall so I can find a suitable replacement.

When I'd rather go have some teeth pulled.

Oh well, at least I'll have something to blog about.

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Comments

  1. I’m glad I’m not the only one on the planet like this….

  2. Marc says:

    I’m full of empathy!

    Totally reminds me of my shopping habits. I usually have a couple of sneakers and denims in stock when I find some that I really like. And I loathe the day when I happen to find out that the styles are being discontinued.

    Good luck!

  3. Kyra Wilson says:

    I don’t like shopping either. If I go, I have a mission, and the goal is to get out as fast as possible.

    I am imagining you like a teenager at the mall now, cracking gum, and perhaps with rainbow colored clip-ins in your hair. ;)

  4. Sarah says:

    I hope you can find replacements. I hate when something I love is discontinued, it’s always so frustrating to try and find something you like as much.

  5. vahid says:

    Toga and sandals, dude. Keeps it simple, and can probably be a cool DIY project, too!

    Toga and sandals for everyone!

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