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Posted on Tuesday, April 24th, 2012

Dave!Today was one of those days that was lacking thrills. More than once I found myself wishing I had a package arriving. Because don't you just love it when you order something and receive a tracking notice saying that it's out for delivery? Isn't that just the greatest? The anticipation of knowing any minute the FedEx delivery guy is going to walk through the door carrying a parcel with your name on it? The item doesn't even have to be something major... I'd be excited even knowing that it was new socks on the way.

Just something to look forward to.

Instead I left work early to go to the eye doctor.

After removing my contact lenses for the exam, I saw THIS staring up at me...

Comfort & Moisture from Insertion to Removal

It wasn't until I put my glasses on that I figured out what was going on there...

Pure Moist Contact Lens Solution Ad

And that was the most thrilling thing that happened to me today.

Thank heavens for a dirty mind. Otherwise I would have had nuthin'.

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  1. Justin says:

    First comment!

    I was going to say “is it POSSIBLE to not have a dirty mind about that ad?” but then I remembered that the people who made the ad obviously didn’t …

    This had me laughing for quite a while 🙂

  2. Sybil Law says:

    That’s some sexy contact solution!

  3. the muskrat says:

    I wore contacts for one year, in 1988, and then I quit for good. I hated them.

  4. Invader_Stu says:

    You know… if it had be the other kind of thing and you’d walked into that kind of doctors office by mistake I would get your money back for the eye exam.

  5. martymankins says:

    Those double meaning logos can certainly get the mind thinking.

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