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Posted on Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

Dave!Sometimes when the sheer vastness of my greatness overwhelms me, I like to stop for a minute and get grounded. I look past all the amazing things that make me "me" and take notice of those little things that make me feel less "me."

Which would be a humbling and amazing experience if I could actually think of anything like that. But I can't, because I am overflowing with awesomeness right now. Not much can bring you down when you're high on being me.

Which is not to say that people haven't been trying...

DAVETOON: Lil' Dave being pelted with lemons

But whatever...

DAVETOON: Bad Monkey gives Lil' Dave some lemonade

Maybe tomorrow the assholes, dumbfucks, trolls, losers, morons, and haters will take me down a notch...

...but not today.

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  1. Jeff says:

    All hail the awesomeness of Dave! I take it your self-esteem is not an issue today. Can you bottle some of this self-confidence and send it my way?

    Thank you.

  2. Peggy Archer says:

    Seems to me that if someone flung lemons at Bad Monkey, he’d fling poo in return.

    Just seems like something he’d do.

  3. Mel says:

    I bet Bad Monkey pissed in that glass.

  4. Jason says:

    Sup Awesome,
    Stumbled over from Muskrat. I ping-pong between awesome and lame-ass. I can bring myself down, but it’s usually the haters. Yet, when we’re awesome, we are SO awesome. Enjoy. It doesn’t seem to last as long as we’d like, does it?

    The Cheeky Daddy

  5. DrRuss says:

    These is exactly why I read your blog last on my blogroll–always good for a smile and a jump start to my day.


  6. Sybil Law says:

    Lemon Drops are delicious, too. 🙂

  7. carlos m. hernandez says:

    The inclusion of Apache Chief in your Superfriends drawing is enough to make you super-awesome in my eyes.

  8. Iron Fist says:

    Listen Dave, you’re a grown man so you do what you wanna do, but do you REALLY want to take a lemonade from Bad Monkey? He probably roofied it, and God only knows what he’s going to do to you after you’re passed out.

  9. martymankins says:

    Making lemonade? then I’m adding vodka. Maybe Bad Monkey has too.

  10. muskrat says:

    I need a monkey who’ll do that for me some days.

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