Sometimes when the sheer vastness of my greatness overwhelms me, I like to stop for a minute and get grounded. I look past all the amazing things that make me "me" and take notice of those little things that make me feel less "me."
Which would be a humbling and amazing experience if I could actually think of anything like that. But I can't, because I am overflowing with awesomeness right now. Not much can bring you down when you're high on being me.
Which is not to say that people haven't been trying...
But whatever...
Maybe tomorrow the assholes, dumbfucks, trolls, losers, morons, and haters will take me down a notch...
...but not today.
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All hail the awesomeness of Dave! I take it your self-esteem is not an issue today. Can you bottle some of this self-confidence and send it my way?
Thank you.
Seems to me that if someone flung lemons at Bad Monkey, he’d fling poo in return.
Just seems like something he’d do.
I bet Bad Monkey pissed in that glass.
Sup Awesome,
Stumbled over from Muskrat. I ping-pong between awesome and lame-ass. I can bring myself down, but it’s usually the haters. Yet, when we’re awesome, we are SO awesome. Enjoy. It doesn’t seem to last as long as we’d like, does it?
Later,
Jason
The Cheeky Daddy
These is exactly why I read your blog last on my blogroll–always good for a smile and a jump start to my day.
Thanks.
Never!
Lemon Drops are delicious, too. 🙂
The inclusion of Apache Chief in your Superfriends drawing is enough to make you super-awesome in my eyes.
Listen Dave, you’re a grown man so you do what you wanna do, but do you REALLY want to take a lemonade from Bad Monkey? He probably roofied it, and God only knows what he’s going to do to you after you’re passed out.
Making lemonade? then I’m adding vodka. Maybe Bad Monkey has too.
I need a monkey who’ll do that for me some days.