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Posted on Friday, October 8th, 2010

Dave!I could pretend to know where I am and how I got here and what I'm doing, but I really can't say for sure. It's been a long day and I've had a lot to drink. I'm almost positive that I'm in the wilds of rural Wisconsin.

Not because I'm looking at my iPhone GPS (since I don't even know how to get that working properly right now) but because there's a lot of subtle clues around. You don't have to be Sherlock Holmes to know where you are when the signs all around you are pointing the way...

Beer. It's what's for dinner!

Beer. It's what's for breakfast!

I'm pretty sure that when it comes to Wisconsin, beer is what's for lunch as well... beer and cheese with bacon wrapped around it. Other than that, it's certainly pretty enough to be Wisconsin in the Fall...

Wisconsin Fall Leaves

And the Jägermeister Pumpkins are in bloom...

Jager Pumpkins

That's definitely Wisconsin right there.

Doing the math... Dave2 + Wisconsin + Jägermeister + Ke$ha...

Put Your Hands Up!
"Throw your hands up! Throw your hands up!"

Jenny + Wisconsin + Beer + Ke$ha...

Jenny Sings Ke$sha
"Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack..."

Ha! I totally lie. Jenny wouldn't be caught dead singing Ke$ha no matter how much beer she's had! I'm pretty sure that's the Pussycat Dolls right there.

Technically, I shouldn't be drunk though.

Looking back, I totally took precautions. I ate plenty of bread with butter. Salad with butter. Bruschetta with butter. And, of course, this is Wisconsin so I had fries with butter...

Butter Fries!

And a little carb-on-carb action with a Cheese-And-Butter-Risotto-Sandwich-On-Buttered-Rye-Bread-With-Butter...

Cheese and Butter Risotto Sandwich on Buttered Rye Bread with Butter

Which was followed by Buttered Butternut Squash Ravioli in Brown-Sugar-Butter Sauce with Walnuts and Butter.

But, in the end, the Jägermeister cannot be denied...

JagerBomb!

Especially when you have five of them preceded by three Super Big Gulp glasses of wine...

Dave's Jager Bomb!

Jägermeister cuts through a stomach butter-shield like a hot knife through...uhhh... butter.

WITH BUTTER ON TOP!

Tomorrow morning should be fun.

Assuming I don't have a butter-induced heart attack in the middle of the night.

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Comments

  1. Peter says:

    All that butter and the alcohol make… yak-tea.

    Cheers~!

  2. Jarod says:

    Jager, a staple from my camping trips in MN and WI. I miss that.

  3. Sybil Law says:

    There’s not much better than butter!

  4. sizzle says:

    Pretty sure I just had a heart attack reading about this. 🙂

  5. All I kept hearing was “It’s like but-tah.” said in the SNL skit voice>

  6. Um, that last picture of you? Love. 🙂

  7. This is me. Waving to you from my home in the wild rurals of the Wisconsin.

  8. karla says:

    mmm…butter.

    buuuuutter.

    butter.

    I love butter.

    Remind me to make you my wicked bread pudding with jack daniels brown sugar butter sauce some time. So good it makes your teeth hurt.

  9. josh says:

    I love ravioli almost as much as I love Ke$ha. I should have been there too! I’d be in HEAVEN!

  10. Wait, I’m confused. So was there butter or not?

  11. martymankins says:

    Beer, Jägermeister and butter fries… and Jenny, too. Sounds like it was an awesome time.

  12. muskrat says:

    I was pleasantly surprised by Wisconsin on my first visit. Fun place!

    I did a 3-part account of it here.

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