Blogography Logo



Posted on Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Dave!On my way back from breakfast tonight I was assaulted by drunken whores with balloons in my hotel's hallway. They ran up behind me and started bouncing them on my head while squealing and shrieking so loudly that I thought windows were going to start breaking. This pissed me off, and I was all "GAH! Bitches, stop!" But they ignored me so I snagged a balloon and popped it. They thought this was hilarious, and went running off to do whatever it is that giggling drunken whores do this time of night.

Anyway... the reason I'm having breakfast at 10:00pm is because my schedule is screwed up from working all hours. I don't usually eat this late, but my appetite demanded toast and scrambled eggs (probably because it doesn't know how to tell time), so off I went. Delicious! My waitress was nice enough to let me substitute extra toast and jam for the meat because, well, it's not like you can ever have too much bread...

Dave headshots posing with a slice of bread.
From Brian's Amazing Bread Carving Contest

So now I am back in my hotel room with mussed up hair and a full stomach.

And unable to sleep. Again. Which wouldn't be a big deal if I didn't have to fly home tomorrow morning.

Though I suppose I shouldn't be upset about that because = knock on wood = the next time I'll be on a plane will be for vacation.

Nineteen days and counting...

Categories: Travel 2008Click To It: Permalink


  1. Jeff says:

    The toast happy face is just fabulous!

  2. Sarah says:

    Gah, you’re so cute I think I have cavities.

  3. Beth says:

    Maybe you are too stoked about being home for 18 days to sleep. Hopefully your own bed will bring the sleep on!

  4. Avitable says:

    I’m always amazed at how random people violate your space like that.

  5. B.E. Earl says:

    Usually the giggling drunken whores are with me at that time of the night.

    Sorry that I let them loose for a few moments.

  6. Have fun on your vacation, where ya going???

    Breakfast for dinner ROCKS!! I like the photos of you and bread!!!


  7. metalmom says:

    Those weren’t balloons…They were bouncing boobies off the top of your hot head!

  8. RW says:

    I don’t know Dave, squealing balloon-toting whores aren”t ALL bad y’know.

  9. Mrs RW says:

    I’m lucky; the drunken whores with balloons seem to ignore me.

    You’ll be on vacation the same time we will. We will be visiting the Magic Kingdom (along with Epcot, Animal Kingdom and whatever else fits into a week)and hopefully Britt and Adam, too.

  10. Poppy says:

    Did you just call me a bitch?

    Just askin’.

    And, yay for full stomach! At least if you do sleep now you’ll have effed up dreams!

  11. loving the line “GAH! Bitches, stop!”
    must use that at a family birthday party today.
    i’ll giggle, but i have a feeling no one will appreciate it as much as i do.

  12. yellojkt says:

    I never get assaulted by drunken whores. With balloons or anything else. Some people have all the luck.

  13. Winter says:

    Why is it that I can totally hear you yelling “GAH! Bitches, stop!” at them? And it totally makes me snicker in my ice cream that you said it to them.

  14. Stacey says:

    The happy bread is kinda too cute to eat.

  15. Kailey says:

    Smiley toast, wow, that made my morning!

  16. Iron Fist says:

    Damn those drunken whores and their drunkenness!

Add a Comment


I love comments! However, all comments are moderated, and won't appear until approved. Are you an abusive troll with nothing to contribute? Don't bother. Selling something? Don't bother. Spam linking? Don't bother.
PLEASE NOTE: My comment-spam protection requires JavaScript... if you have it turned off or are using a mobile device without JavaScript, commenting won't work. Sorry.



Your personal information is optional. Email addresses are never shown, and are only used by me if a public reply would be too personal or inappropriate here. The URL link to your web site or blog will be provided, so only fill this in if you want people to visit!



Blogography is a place to learn and grow by exposing yourself to the mind of David Simmer II, a brilliant commentator on world events and popular culture (or so he claims).
Dave FAQ:
Frequently Asked Questions
Dave Contact:
Blogography Webfeeds:
Atom Entries Feed
Comments Feed
translate me
flags of the world!
lost & found
Search Blogography:
thrice fiction
Thrice Fiction Magazine - March, 2011 - THE END
I'm co-founder of Thrice Fiction magazine. Come check us out!
hard rock moment
Visit DaveCafe for my Hard Rock Cafe travel journal!
travel picto-gram
Visit my travel map to see where I have been in this world!
Blogography Badge
Atom Syndicate Badge
Comments Syndicate Badge
Apple Safari Badge
Pirate's Booty Badge
Macintosh Badge
All content copyright ©2003-2022
by David Simmer II
Creative Commons License
This weblog is licensed under
a Creative Commons License.
ssl security