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Posted on Saturday, December 8th, 2007

Dave!What... what's happening? I have nothing to blog about. N-O-T-H-I-N-G! This almost never happens. If I were smart, I'd have a few entries in reserve for just such an occasion but, since I like to blog fresh daily, this is not an option. I suppose that I could just ramble on about how I had to work all day... then change my travel plans because I didn't get everything done... then ate a frozen pizza for dinner and watched Graham Norton before working again... but who wants to read that?

About the only interesting thing that happened was that I drew up some produce for a project this morning...

Dave Salad

Oh, and I also saw a UFO zoom across the sky on my way home from work. A pity I wasn't abducted or anything, because that would have at least given me something to blog about.

Now I'm depressed at the thought that I might actually have been abducted, but the space aliens wiped my memories of it before returning me to earth.

Unless I was anally probed, in which case I'm thankful to have forgotten the incident.

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  1. delmer says:

    Based on content, I’m assuming the produce was not for a Penis Salad layout.

  2. Wayne says:

    Them’s some purty wiggly lines in your onion.

    And that’s not just a euphemism.

  3. Hilly says:

    Mmmm, now I want a salad with all of those veggies that you have in your yummy pic…tasty!

  4. Peggy says:

    I have a lot of days like this. Not when I’m anally probed but when I have nothing to blog about.

    Ok, anally probed too. Damn.

  5. Bec says:

    Yep, yesterday was a nothing day. I’m glad the anl probing space aliens wiped your memory of said incident too. Just don’t ever have deep regression hypnotherapy because you can pretty much guarantee before the cool past lives come through it’ll be anal probe city.

  6. Whitenoise says:

    “It’s a blog about NOTHING.” What a great idea for a t.v. series…. 😉

  7. Lewis says:

    No ANAL PROBING? Me either. But I can think of some naughty things to do with that lovely produce you’ve created…….

  8. Avitable says:

    I hope nobody else is anally probing you. That’s my job.

  9. bogup says:

    Hey, nice veggies Dave2! But, what, no bananas, or red bell peppers?

  10. RW says:

    Salsa… Saaaaallllsa…

  11. You get the Armenian girl seal of approval (even though I’m only 1/2 Armenian) for your choice of veggies… You even included black olives!

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