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Posted on Thursday, July 19th, 2007

Dave!Because I love Mocha Momma more than life itself, I'm joining in on her BlogMe Ten Second Intro meme!

But before I start... the best new reality show ever has just started airing: Victoria Beckham: Coming to America! The one-time Spice Girl is moving to the USA after her super-star soccer player husband, David Beckham, was awarded a gazillion-dollar contract to play for the L.A. Galaxy. I've always loved Posh Spice, but now my infatuation has escalated to an entirely new level...

Posh Spice!
Scorching hot Victoria Beckham photo taken from Just Jared.

There's just something about seeing Posh take her drivers license exam at the DMV that's totally compelling television to me. I think I actually squealed a little when she passed. By the time we got to the Victoria Beckham dress-up sex doll, I was hooked.

And now on to the introduction (which might be 10 seconds if you read really fast)...


I am a graphic designer, which is a career I fell into entirely by accident. I've designed or worked on just about anything you can think of over the past 20 years... catalogs, advertising, packaging, video games, architecture, clothing, book covers, album art, movie storyboards, posters, magazines, logos, web sites, software, user interfaces, children's toys, comic books, DVD menus, airplane graphics, board games, instruction manuals, maps, and much, much more.

I love to travel in my spare time, and enjoy visiting Hard Rock Cafes around the world.

I am a vegetarian, and have been since a girlfriend dragged me into it back on Earth Day, 1986. After becoming a vegetarian, the relationship lasted four more weeks. The diet stuck, and has lasted over 20 years. I can't give up dairy though, because I love cheese and chocolate pudding.

I am not religious, but study Buddhism and try to live my live according to Buddhist precepts. My friends and family mean more to me than anything else. I still think Elizabeth Hurley is the most beautiful woman on earth, even though she went and got herself married.

I'm Dave. Nice to meet you, and goodnight!

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  1. whit says:

    likewise, I’m sure

    I was a veg for about 5 months. I like meat.

  2. minimimi says:

    Dear Dave: Stick to Liz. Posh looks like she had an accident with a zebra on the way to that event…maybe she isn’t so good at driving after all?

  3. adena says:

    Nothing I didn’t already know!

    Well, except for the Posh Spice bit.

    Really Dave. This obsession with skinny, British women….What WILL we do with you??

  4. Avitable says:

    Yeah, that’s about a 30 second intro, unless you read it as fast as the disclosures are read after car dealership commercials.

  5. Jeff says:

    Dude, that totally took me more than 10 seconds. Of course I kept scrolling back up to look at Victoria Beckham several times. But still.

  6. Troy says:

    Dave. You will have to tell specific issues of the comics you worked on – I’d love to find out and see your work. 🙂 I know you mentioned a couple of the titles to me in an email ages ago.

  7. kilax says:

    Aww, the intro makes me want to meet you in person even more. 🙂

  8. Robin says:

    That show was hilarious! I loved when she went to lunch with all the Beverly Hills socialites. Those women had to be at least twice her age and they all obviously had extensively plastic surgery!

  9. Mocha says:

    I’ll give you a pass on the Beckham show watching for two reasons:

    1. Mallory watched it and said it was hilarious. In a ‘we’ll make fun of her’ type way. (That’s the only way allowed in this house)


    2. You did the intro thingie and finally FINALLY copped to loving me more than life. It’s about damn time.

    Cheese and chocolate pudding in Chicago, then?

  10. Lewis says:

    Nice boobs. (The chick, not you.)

  11. Bre says:

    You know, I was kinda neutral about Victoria until I saw that show – now I find her utterly delightful! Love it!

  12. bogup says:

    Ms. Posh may be wild and sexy, but those eyes of her’s show she is mean. And I “mean” it. Stick with Mrs. Hurley for your dreams and you won’t wake up in a nightmare sweat.

  13. Hilly says:

    Why oh why can’t you all just let me detest Posh? Everyone is saying that show is great, damnit!

  14. Chag says:

    Any chance you can update this with a 600 second post?

    I’d love to hear what video games, book covers, album art, movie storyboards, posters, software, children’s toys, and DVD menus you worked on. You’re quite the rockstar!

  15. lizriz says:

    Why does seeing little Dave on BlogHer make me so happy???

    Wish you were coming this year…

  16. Wayne says:

    So. There *is* a Jared you can stand.

  17. Amity says:

    I’m pretty sure (I read somewhere) that while the Beckham show was originally supposed to be a reality series, that they actually never made any more episodes. (On the NBC website it’s simply being billed as “a one-hour special.”) Maybe the fact that people liked it will bring it back around, though?

  18. Liz Hurley looks like a man. Is all I’m saying.

  19. Dave2 says:

    Well, maybe she looks more like a man than you…

    Manly Liz

    Manly Liz

    But that’s hardly her fault!

  20. She is scorching hot, isn’t she? The jaw line and the hair are totally working for me.

    Although you’ve got to admit, David is even yummier. More David, please.

  21. Aaron says:

    I’ll have to say that my TV could use some more skinny british chicks…

    I did the veggie thing too for two years, but came back to the ‘meat game’ with a bacon cheeseburger. and it was everything I wanted it to be 🙂

    Oh hey – I saw you’re nominated for the Blogger’s Choice Awards under the Best Blog Design category (I guess it helps that you’re a designer!).

    I voted for you…

  22. Anonymous says:

    Dave… Posh f’in spice..u gotta be kiddin, I’m beginning to think you do favours for ppl on this site : ) I watched that ‘documentary’, load of BS! They were all actors in it, except Posh of course, she seemed all genuine like as usual of course! 🙂 Whats with the faces she pulls, does she have lock jaw I wonder?

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